march 23

if you're born on march 23rd and you happen to be named Oisin then you're the sexiest mf to have ever set foot on this earth and you will most definitely become rich and famous and everyone likes you and wants to be you.

john: it's march 23rd
oisin: yea ik i was born today
john: and your name is oisin?! damn i'd hit that

by damnhe'sbornmarch23i'dhitthat April 18, 2021

March 7th

March 7th.. On this day, Spongebob Squarepants sprung out of bed, running over to his calendar and revealing that on this day was the grand opening for THE KRUSTY KRAB 2!!! Where Mr. Krabs would also assign a new manager!

Spongebob: Today is the big day Gary!
Gary: Meow..
Spongebob: and it’s finally gonna come true!... Today... Sorry about this Calender.
*Spongebob Rips Calender, Revealing March 7th*
Spongebob: Today is the Grand Opening Ceremony for THE KRUSTY KRAB 2!!

by March 7th May 26, 2021

Merc’d

1) To have gotten injured badly or fucked up “on the sneak”; to have been completely unaware the attack was coming

2) To have been killed, and have been completely unaware the attack that resulted in death was coming.

Ex: The bastard got Merc’d. He didn’t know it was coming, but he HAD IT COMING!

by AngryWhiteMama July 4, 2021

March 13

when soulmates meet

“we met on March 13”

“forever us”
“my soulmate”

by 764 November 22, 2021

March 9th

this day is when the best boyfriend ever was born. he treats his girlfriend soo well and he’s so caring and loving, he always reassures his girlfriend and makes her feel loved and beautiful. he also is very perfect in both looks and personality. never lose him if he was born on this day. <3

Girl 1: Woah he’s such a hottie!
Girl 2: Yeah he was born on March 9th

by jaribearrr November 23, 2021

Mercy kiss

When someone teases someone by flirting with them even though they will never get to be with them.

Bella blew a mercy kiss at me today even though she rejected me.

by shovel breaker January 12, 2022

March 18 2010

if you are born on this day, then you are one of the greatest people alive. you can conquer kings and queens alike. you will rule with terror and can destroy anybody with a snap. you are the best person alive. You are better than everybody else.

OMG he's born on March 18 2010! we should bow

by Awsome huylol January 31, 2022