Master and Servant

It's a lot, it's a lot
It's a lot, it's a lot
It's a lot, it's a lot
It's a lot like life
There's a new game we like to play, you see
A game with added reality
You treat me like a dog, get me down on my knees
We call it 'Master And Servant'
We call it 'Master And Servant'
It's a lot like life, this play between the sheets
With you on top and me underneath
Forget all about equality
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
It's a lot like life and that's what's appealing
If you despise that throwaway feeling
From disposable fun
Then this is the one
Domination's the name of the game
In bed or in life, they're both just the same
Except in one you're fulfilled at the end of the day
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Come on, yeah
Come on, yeah
'Master And Servant'
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (like life)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot ('Master And Servant')
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (like life)

It's a lot like life and that's what's appealing (it's a lot like life)
If you despise that throwaway feeling (it's a lot like life)
From disposable fun
Then this is the one
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Come on, 'Master And Servant'
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Come on, 'Master And Servant'
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Come on, 'Master And Servant'

by Death Menace June 20, 2023

filth master

A pal that most likely lives in a dumpster because of how shitty they are. In the trash where they belong. Most likely into anime or dungeons & dragons. A real disappointment.

P1: "Hey, garbo!"
P2: "Hey, filth master."
P1: "Ah. Yes. That is me. Ruler of the filth."
P3: "you fucking weebs."

by GayEggTim April 13, 2017

Puppet Master

Sexual experience in which the dominant figure sticks his/her hand into the recipients behind to which the dominant controls the recipient's mouth such as a puppet. Resembling a ventriloquist artist.

dominant: hey wanna do the puppet master
recipient: not after last time, my ass still hurts :(

by Furrycat 420 February 10, 2017

Disturbed The Master

Masturbating. Only a male term for it.

Disturbed The Master{past tense}
Disturbing The Master{present tense}
Disturb The Master{pre tense}
Master= penis
Disturb= masterbate

Teacher: "What did you do over the weekend?"
Girl: "I GOT A NEW PUPPY!"
Boy: "I disturbed the master then played cod."

by MMMX3 May 18, 2011

Master Dorgie

Master dorgie is the most wise person you will ever meet, no to be confused by little dorgie or tiny dorgies they are one of superior knowledge and may lead you anywhere you are seeking . She may also curse you if not used properly she may curse you and all ur children will be sentenced to death at age 18 so watch out and never mis-use master

Girl 1: master dorgie showed me the way

Girl 2: I mis-user her so all my kids died

by Jtich77 January 11, 2018

master-fiving

Sometimes, nobody is around to celebrate with when you do something great. Or, maybe they are, but they aren't impressed with you. So, get to master-fiving!!! Put your right-hand up. Put your left-hand up. Slap 'em together as fast as you can until you're satisfied, and gratified.

John sat alone in his garage, changing the oil on his '67 Dodge Dart. After cranking the oil pan nut once last turn, he realized he was finished. So, he looked around for a friend to high-five, but was disappointed when he remembered he was alone. Without hesitating, he began master-fiving himself. Happy ending, indeed.

by masterfiving June 8, 2019

swallow master

An elite cock sucker who always does three things except under uncontrollable circumstances:

Will not stop until you are completely spent
Will never miss a single stroke
Will never spill even one drop of evidence

Be careful man, she's a swallow master. You don't want to catch any feelings.

by Hoosierdaddy1 December 11, 2022