Muff Cabbage

A person who is so dumb/toolish/homosexual you can find no other word to describe them.

Derek: That Ryan J. kid look at him hes such a... a.... Muff Cabbage

Mike: Well put, i don't think there is any other word

by jivestturkey August 24, 2011

Muff Cabbage

A person or a thing that is completely horrible in what it is doing.

YO Anton that rap is Muff Cabbage.

by Dr.OrangeCola February 16, 2011

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

"You got cabbage in yo muff, muff cabbage!" - Kyle in South Park

by V The Situation October 15, 2010

Muff cabbage

Money set aside for prostitutes

I have an envelop In my room where I keep muff cabbage

by The big ideaR October 07, 2011

muff cabbage

it is a small penisesk growth protruding from a woman's vagina.

you have cabbage in your muff

by Damien Cockburn October 15, 2010

Muff Cabbage

Muff Cabbage, N - Gnarly foliage of a woman's vagina.

You are fucking Muff Cabbage

by duckwilly October 15, 2010

muff monopoly

MUFF MONOPOLY: when a man takes viagra and goes out and fucks as many whores in one night as possible. The price of the whore depends on the area in which they are found, a high priced area or a shithole. many sexual acts are allowed in muff monopoly, for the males pleasure and the whores agony. killing the whores after is allowed and 1 whore may be counted as 2 if the kill is gruesome enough. example: something very sick such as making an incision in the stomach and then using his erection; stab inside the whole until the whore dies.

a man goes out and has sexual intercourse withwhores, as many as possible= muff monopoly. he then may want to alaskan pipeline her or give her a strawberry cheesecake. whoever scores with the most whores in one night session wins.

by bumbutcher January 18, 2010