mother of toothpaste

int. used in place of "oh my god" or "god damnit"; used by religeous people.

also "sweet mary, mother of toothpaste!"

mother of toothpaste, that hurt!

by Aninymouse October 24, 2003

Mother Fucker

The literal fucking of one's own mother.

S1: Hey man, did you hear Peter-Anthony fucked his mom again last night?

S2: Yes, I heard! He never ceases to amaze me of what a sick mother fucker he truly is.

by cujo31 August 1, 2012

Mother ugly

A child that looks like their ugly mother.

John is so Mother Ugly!

by Posne November 13, 2016

Your mother

A beginning of an insult that is apparantly "funny".
But tbh isnt.

Only if it's really insulting,
you'll laugh your ass off.

Your mother has chest hair.

LOL@HER

by goregoregoregore April 19, 2008

Mother Fucker

One who has consumated with a female parental unit...

Rosie is not a mother fucker yet, but she aspires to be one oneday!

by Rosie November 15, 2003

Mother Hen

A term used to describe a woman of large proportions or large and in charge, usually in excess of 200 pounds, by a male who finds this body type attractive.

"High Five! I just filled the tank on that Mother Hen"

by thegoat54 October 27, 2008

j00r mother

bastard woman from hell in a toilet seawtcvgf tnuymr

by ya mumnation October 26, 2003