It's January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day, I celebrate by breeding mice to give to my pet snakes
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj January 2, 2025
Get the National mouse breeder daymug. The Mickey Mouse Munthouse, also known as the MMM, is a spinoff of the sacred tradition of munting. A group of people will instead bring the dead corpses into their house for a group munting session. The munters recreate the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse intro song as they are going down on said corpses, bonus points if any individuals dress up, or do character voice impressions while munting. The odor will get unbearable very fast due to the combatting scents of rotting flesh and bodily fluids, so this requires hefty amounts of air freshener. The corpses may be bathed in gamer girl bath water if no air freshener is available. The number of people munting may vary as long as there are two individuals munting one corpse, so there is never a limit to the munting you can do.
For my graduation party, I’m inviting my friends to our local cemetery to try out the Mickey Mouse Munthouse.
by The Muntologist May 4, 2025
Get the The Mickey Mouse Munthousemug. A super-mouse (hampster) that watches my apartment. Shes a bestfriend of her wild lettuce.
Shes eaten cooked cow meat as gravy and liked it as a 3" david vs goliath
Shes eaten cooked cow meat as gravy and liked it as a 3" david vs goliath
by Cody5050 May 3, 2023
Get the Crystal She Mousemug. When you are receiving a blowjob and just before the big moment you remove your member and with a sideways hip thrust you toss your balls over the side of your dick making it look like "Micky Mouse" and as a her head turns to the side in confusion you finish but only echoing the words "OH BOY" in a mickey mouse's voice. Please note - this should only be attempted after age 45 due to ball elasticity logistics unless you have had your balls "lowered".
by Mr. Russell April 15, 2023
Get the Mickey Mousemug. That moment when you extend your arm to grab the mouse, but you forget it either isn't there or you didn't plug it in at all.
This page is so long! It takes ages to scroll it with my laptop pad, let me grab my... oh.
Just had a ghost mouse.
Just had a ghost mouse.
by kansas54 May 16, 2017
Get the Ghost mousemug. To be acting in a silly manner, especially so by completing a task in the least efficient, most idiotic way. Derived from the slang "mickey mousing", which was used to describe when someone would do something using the improper way, material, or method.
Yo guys I totally moused that math test, You just add denominators straight across, right?
Hey, sorry I can't come to the party tonight, I'm in a mousey mood.
Look here buster, you are one hair away from an ass whooping, so you better stop mousing it ASAP.
Hey, sorry I can't come to the party tonight, I'm in a mousey mood.
Look here buster, you are one hair away from an ass whooping, so you better stop mousing it ASAP.
by grassEnthusiast March 8, 2023
Get the Mousingmug. A BDSM term that describes the dom aggressively stomping on the sub.
It can also refer to an aggressive leg movement on the dance floor.
It can also refer to an aggressive leg movement on the dance floor.
by Samsays678 May 20, 2025
Get the mouse legmug.