Mouse Pussy

"Damn I tried to fuck last night, but it wouldn't go in!"

"Why?"

"She had a mouse pussy"
by SweetCookieCake August 14, 2019
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golden mouse club

Elite Group of Treasure Coast LaN party members...
Roy is not in the Golden Mouse Club...
by fookme April 19, 2004
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cooch mouse

Goddamnit hun, close the bathroom door! The dogs got a used cooch mouse again.
by Teh Moose February 08, 2017
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Mouse Whiskerin'

When a persons nose hair becomes visible on the outside of the nostril it resembles tiny mouse whiskers. Most extreme cases are commonly seen on the elderly, where the whisker length can reach up to 4 inches.
n. "Check out the mouse whiskers on Grandma!"

v. "Looks like I'll be mouse whiskerin' today."
by Word Burglar December 31, 2009
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Texas Road Mouse

Common to urban areas of Texas, it is defined as a young, shy prostitute.
1: Did you see that Texas Road Mouse?
2: Yeah, tried to hire her once, but she was so shy I had to ask for a refund
by Hjabajbabhaba September 02, 2017
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The act of inserting a colleagues' pc mouse into the own vagina in order to show dominance over that bitch.
Colleague A: "E. is being a real snitch again!"
Colleague B: "Guess it's time for another Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver."
by Albfred July 20, 2017
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mouse bong

A contraption consisting of an empty paper towel tube, two pieces of paper towel and an empty pen. Stuffing a piece of paper towel in one end and placing a live mouse inside and closing off the opposite end with paper towel wrapped around empty pen to allow air flow into the chamber. Take four hits of marijuana and blow into the mouse bong.
Dude; What are you blowing pot smoke into, Man?
Man; Mouse bong.
Dude; Wtf?
Man; Watch this (blows pot smoke into device, unstuffs one end of mouse bong to release dizzy mouse)
Dude; Fuck!
by Bauxb October 31, 2017
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