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Milf

Maddie and gracies moms are milfs
by Alexis Goodwin November 14, 2021
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milf cherry

..the widely used, somewhat impolite, slang term for a woman (who's had children) hymen, a piece of skin which covers the opening of the vagina and, contrary to popular belief, can be broken in any number of ways including sexual intercourse, tampon use, and vigorous exercise.
Thank God your mom's a whore, otherwise I'd never have popped my milf cherry..
by Two-t April 21, 2017
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movember milf

A hot, older cougar, which partakes in Movember and has stopped shaving her mustache for this.
Look at that hot Movember MILF, I could caress her mustache all day.

"She's such a Movember MILF, I love that it tickles when I kiss her!"
by Milfyway November 15, 2013
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MILF

person 1: hey look a frog!
person 2: MILF!!
by ndfndkjsnfskdjb April 1, 2025
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Milf waxer

A professional at going down on women and rubbing his bald head in there no no square , for both removing hair and keeping a super shine on his bald head.
How do you keep your head so shiney and smooth? I use that milf waxer.
by Arodnation636 February 17, 2021
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MILF

A very bitchy attractive curvy woman with big boobies and long sexy legs and phat ass for a mom, the sexy woman that you see in the gym or store or mall or at work. Watch out, could be a guy your age’s mom. Always having issues with her husband and wants a younger man.
(Guys skateboarding)

(Skater1) hey bro, who’s that smokin lady?

(Skater2)Oh that’s that woman that just moved in, she’s a total milf!
by Agoodmilflover December 28, 2022
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MILF

Man, she's really funny! She's a MILF!
Bro, that was a funny joke, have you ever thought of yourself as a MILF?
by milf_disdhik December 26, 2021
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