An elite cock sucker who always does three things except under uncontrollable circumstances:
Will not stop until you are completely spent
Will never miss a single stroke
Will never spill even one drop of evidence
Will not stop until you are completely spent
Will never miss a single stroke
Will never spill even one drop of evidence
by Hoosierdaddy1 December 11, 2022
Get the swallow mastermug. by Stiglover69 September 6, 2022
Get the Master keymug. A person who has a natural born gift to completely wreck another person or people by consistently throwing 'banter' their way.
Amelia: James you're really NOT a Master of Banter
James: Yes Amelia you are right! As always I might add! You are the Master of Banter.
Amelia: AWWW cheers Jay!
James: Yes Amelia you are right! As always I might add! You are the Master of Banter.
Amelia: AWWW cheers Jay!
by we northeners knowbetter October 15, 2010
Get the Master of Bantermug. by Bigboithy1st May 20, 2017
Get the ankle mastermug. That typical cocky twat who thinks he can click his fingers and you'll go running back.. Then when you do, you will not hear from him or see him unless he is bored and has nobody else (he will mainly get in touch when he's drunk), so he thinks of you because he knows you are vulnerable and appear available.
He thinks he can contact you at whatever time and you will always be at his beck and call, you will do potentially anything for him.. only to get treated like shite and possibly receive a text saying something like 'I'm sorry but we won't work, but I do care about you...' and so on and so on of complete utter bollocks.
When the Puppet Master contacts you, you immediately get your hopes up and think he is interested so you do go running. Everyone around you can see it and thinks you are a fool, but you are completely blinded by it as you have strong feelings for this dick head (fuck knows why.. but you do).. and he is just sitting laughing thinking 'I've got her right where I want her'.
He thinks he can contact you at whatever time and you will always be at his beck and call, you will do potentially anything for him.. only to get treated like shite and possibly receive a text saying something like 'I'm sorry but we won't work, but I do care about you...' and so on and so on of complete utter bollocks.
When the Puppet Master contacts you, you immediately get your hopes up and think he is interested so you do go running. Everyone around you can see it and thinks you are a fool, but you are completely blinded by it as you have strong feelings for this dick head (fuck knows why.. but you do).. and he is just sitting laughing thinking 'I've got her right where I want her'.
'Can you not see what he is doing? He is a puppet master walking all over you and you let him!'
'No no he has changed I promise! I'm going to see him later on'
'No no he has changed I promise! I'm going to see him later on'
by LBee1993 October 2, 2018
Get the Puppet Mastermug. Getting sent dem titties or scrumptious ass on Snapchat, screenshotting them and blocking person afterwards
by Pope Prater March 18, 2018
Get the Master prateredmug. what everyone calls you in skylanders a portal master usually has alot of freaking skylanders and most portal masters cant figure out witch portal or object goes with witch game they also cant find any freaking creation crystals
by somegoose January 21, 2021
Get the portal mastermug.