Disturbed The Master

Masturbating. Only a male term for it.

Disturbed The Master{past tense}
Disturbing The Master{present tense}
Disturb The Master{pre tense}
Master= penis
Disturb= masterbate

Teacher: "What did you do over the weekend?"
Girl: "I GOT A NEW PUPPY!"
Boy: "I disturbed the master then played cod."

by MMMX3 May 18, 2011

Puppet Master

That typical cocky twat who thinks he can click his fingers and you'll go running back.. Then when you do, you will not hear from him or see him unless he is bored and has nobody else (he will mainly get in touch when he's drunk), so he thinks of you because he knows you are vulnerable and appear available.

He thinks he can contact you at whatever time and you will always be at his beck and call, you will do potentially anything for him.. only to get treated like shite and possibly receive a text saying something like 'I'm sorry but we won't work, but I do care about you...' and so on and so on of complete utter bollocks.

When the Puppet Master contacts you, you immediately get your hopes up and think he is interested so you do go running. Everyone around you can see it and thinks you are a fool, but you are completely blinded by it as you have strong feelings for this dick head (fuck knows why.. but you do).. and he is just sitting laughing thinking 'I've got her right where I want her'.

'Can you not see what he is doing? He is a puppet master walking all over you and you let him!'
'No no he has changed I promise! I'm going to see him later on'

by LBee1993 October 2, 2018

ankle master

Someone who is great at basketball and breaks ankles when he or she plays

I am the ankle master playing basketball

by Bigboithy1st May 20, 2017

Cockrel Master

Either Master of Cockrel's or a Cockrel who is a master. Also the holder of the 9 piece.

Cockrel Master, doesn't know what to do with his time, only lives til half past nine, never knows, where to go, only knows that his mothers a ho!

by BadgerDickLicker May 11, 2009

Uber Masterful

someone or something that is beyond cool

omg Leah is uber masterful. i want to be like her when i grow up

by juanita geraldo May 15, 2009

master-fiving

Sometimes, nobody is around to celebrate with when you do something great. Or, maybe they are, but they aren't impressed with you. So, get to master-fiving!!! Put your right-hand up. Put your left-hand up. Slap 'em together as fast as you can until you're satisfied, and gratified.

John sat alone in his garage, changing the oil on his '67 Dodge Dart. After cranking the oil pan nut once last turn, he realized he was finished. So, he looked around for a friend to high-five, but was disappointed when he remembered he was alone. Without hesitating, he began master-fiving himself. Happy ending, indeed.

by masterfiving June 8, 2019

Master Kohga

WARNING: This definition contains spoilers for "The Legend of Zelda - Breath of the Wild" and "The Legend of Zelda - Tears of the Kingdom"

Master Kohga is a reoccurring antagonist in the Legend of Zelda franchise. He is the leader of the Yiga Clan, a cult of Sheikah trying to resurrect Calamity Ganon. Master Kohga is really good at ju juing on that beat.

Master Kohga is girthy af

by Gru's Trash Can May 28, 2023