League of Losers Day

11/9. The day where you either expose your League purchase history via "How much I have spent on League?" Or have your friends do it for you.

ELIJAH: Oh my god I can't believe I have spent almost $200 on League!
ALEX: We should check Max, it is League of Losers Day...
MAX: No reason to tbh, my records clean. ($3796.21)

by I am broke November 9, 2022

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bitchass loser

Anyone named Brian, David, or Dylan

John: “you bitchass loser!”
Dylan: “is it because I’m a Dylan?”

by Bitchass Loser November 19, 2022

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Loser

Someone who doesn’t have any friends or is always alone

Logan is a loser he has no friends

by LesAl April 26, 2022

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Loser

Loser is someone who is a loser

Logan is such a loser omg he needs to sit somewhere else

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Someone who can’t win. Even when they receive something.. they lose it sooner or later. Everyone loses things. Keys wallets, phones, houses. but losers are a bit more obvious, they lose everything and in full view of everyone. Can derive from a fetish because of internal conflict or just plain “God hates me” realisations. Usually a person full of hate. They hate them selves, their friends and their pets. Can manifest implosive or explosive depending on situation. Not necessarily a loser for life, bad child hoods can result in poor self-esteem etc. but who knows. Hey free will right!

Mate: how u going loser?
Mate (sad face): girlfriend dumped me..
Mate: that’s because ur house smells like a buzzard off a shit wagon. It’s been 5 months.. clean up!

Wife fking some guy: u like this shit baby?.. I like this shit!..
Hubby: …

Bully: hey loser ha ha ha!
Me: hi. Hru?

-dipshit

by -dipshit May 3, 2022

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