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lesbian princess

Erika Danielle James or someone who smells like jelly fish and tator tots

-originated by: Zella Kilgore
damn, that bitch is a lesbian princess. she's kewl

Lesbian Layaway 

Developing a friendship with someone you are attracted to who is currently off the market to increase your chances of having sex with or dating them when they are available.

While straight people do this, lesbians have developed this into an art form and are often successful.
That girl Lauren is so hot, and I really want to date her but she's still involved with that behemoth girlfriend of hers. I'll just put her on Lesbian Layaway, become her "best friend" and wait until their crappy relationship ends again so I can sweep her off her feet.
Lesbian Layaway by c-dawg lemaire January 10, 2012

lesbian trumpet kiss 

A kiss done when 2 female trumpet players make the bells of their trumpets touch. While making sucking noises through the mouth piece.
That was a great lesbian trumpet kiss
lesbian trumpet kiss by Dragon music November 28, 2015

Lesbian Muff Mushing 

Lesbian muff mushing or just muff mushing is a lesbian act when two women collide both their pussies together like a smart car hitting a semi on the highway. After they break their pubis they continue to mash their deformed mouths together until... they get bored? i don't really know how lesbian sex works, i just know the move.
Bekie: Hey babe it's our anniversary, what are you going to get me?
Brittany: I thought we would indulge in some lesbian muff mushing.
Bekie: Awesome, i'll call the ambulance to stand by.

lesbian centipede 

When a chain of lesbians are eating each other out.
Man I was watching some good lesbian centipede pork last night.

lesbian rug burn 

when two bitches rub those pussy close and their pubic hair rubs against each other causeing a rug burn
"I was watching this lesbian porno and there was this super hot lesbian rug burn scene in it"