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Louisiana Stuffed Turkey

When a man is eating out a woman, if she quiefs in his mouth and causes him to puke in her vagina, he closes her legs, duct tapes them shut and throws her in an oven.
Guy 1- "Okay, so I was eating her out, right, but then she has the nerve to quief! I had no choice but to turn her into a Louisiana Stuffed Turkey."

Guy 2- "Yeah, dude, you had every right."
by Peter Willy April 18, 2011
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Louisiana Duck Blind

When a girl ducks down to give you a blowjob and you poke her in the eye with your penis
Why is Summer walking around with an eye patch? Ty gave her a Louisiana Duck blind last night.
by Tbeach September 2, 2019
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Hook A Louie

When you get to the light, hook a louie and the club is on the right.
by Firedog October 19, 2008
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louisiana lane change

when doing a girl doggystyle- you abruptly switch from the vagina to the anus
i was so drunk a gave rory a louisiana lane change.
by drunkenstein April 16, 2004
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[louisiana black snake]

a large black penis that exceeds 8 inches soft
the white woman stared frighteningly at his louisiana black snake
by fkn clown May 15, 2006
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Louisiana Hot Pocket

The ultimate revenge sex preformed by lubricating a condom with ICY HOT before having intercourse with an ex
Brandi that whore drunk dialed me last night so I ran over to her house and gave her a Louisiana Hot Pocket
by Twisted dude March 1, 2009
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rusty louie

(v) during the act of wordsex/word, rather than wordejaculating/word, the male urinates inside the female's wordvagina/word. This is not recommended, and is only for sick f's who would want to do this like my friend Dennis.
1. Instead of cumming inside of his girlfriend, Dennis chooses to give her a rusty louie.
2. Instead of getting up and going to the bathroom, I can use my girlfriend's vagina for a urinal and give her a rusty louie.
3. "Hey billy, what did you and your girlfriend do last night?" "I gave her a rusty louie man."
4. I was about to cum, but I switched it up to a rusty louie.
by JR September 1, 2003
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