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Lonely Suckatoo

Lonely Suckatoo (noun)

1. A person who experiences extreme loneliness, often feeling isolated or overlooked in social situations.
2. Someone consistently excluded from gatherings, activities, or group invitations.
Check that chick in the corner, shes such a Lonely Suckatoo.
by Waihuk June 12, 2025
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The Lonely Bathroom

When you go into the bathroom to urinate, but upon entry, you find there is a person already using one of the 2 urinals, so you leave instead of using the second urinal, and thus avoiding any akward interaction.
Person 1: dude why did you leave the bathroom? i thought you had to piss?
Person 2: dude i had to pull The lonely bathroom to avoid standing next to the burliest fuck i had ever seen not at a circus.
by GuruStyle June 29, 2010
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Loin Loneliness

This term refers to going over a long dry spell or virginity by choice, not your choice.
Sorry I was kinda an ass. been having a case of loin loneliness.
by Carmel Schmitty March 21, 2011
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Lost Loneliness

The feeling when the ending for a programme of show reminds you of of how you felt when watching LOST for the first time, where at the end of every episode you would be all 'WTF just happened? Don't end there! Nooooooo'
I had a bad case of Lost Loneliness at the end of Catching Fire...

Did you see Captain America? I left the cinema full of Lost Loneliness!
by yazmac April 28, 2014
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Jealous loner

Asshole who criticizes everyone else’s relationship just because they are alone and ugly inside and out.
Tony “mike let’s hang out tonight”
Mike “can’t going out with my girlfriend

Tony “that’s weak”
Mike “you are just a jealous loner”
by Shan73094 November 11, 2017
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The Lonely Gerstenzang

Cleaning your ears with a Q- tip or cotton swab in a pleasurable fashion, while masturbating. Named after the inventor of the Q-tip Leo Gerstenzang.
Got carried away cleaning my ears the other night. Ended up giving myself the lonely Gerstenzang.
by Edward2yourMother February 26, 2018
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dumb lonely

When a person is no longer in a relationship because their ex did something dumb, but they now direct all their anger for the ex at all the wrong people thinking that because they may have misjudged the ex maybe he/she has misjudged everyone. Akin to paranoia.
Now that my baby sister has broken up with her boyfriend, she wants to cut off the family members that told her he was a loser too. She’s what Cardi B calls “dumb lonely.”
by MogulMom June 17, 2018
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