A twisted, convoluted argument that sounds reasonable on the surface but makes absolutely no sense when examined closely. Often used by manipulative people to avoid accountability or dismiss someone else's valid feelings.
Etymology: Derived from the way actual pretzels are twisted into impossible shapes - much like how some people twist basic logic until it's completely unrecognizable.
Common characteristics:
Uses fancy words to sound smart
Contains circular reasoning
Makes the listener question their own sanity
Usually delivered with complete confidence
Falls apart immediately under scrutiny
Etymology: Derived from the way actual pretzels are twisted into impossible shapes - much like how some people twist basic logic until it's completely unrecognizable.
Common characteristics:
Uses fancy words to sound smart
Contains circular reasoning
Makes the listener question their own sanity
Usually delivered with complete confidence
Falls apart immediately under scrutiny
"My ex gave me a total logic pretzel when he said he couldn't validate my feelings because they contradicted his feelings. Like, sir, that's not how emotions work."
Example in a sentence: "Don't let him feed you that logic pretzel - two people can have different opinions about the same event and both be valid!"
Example in a sentence: "Don't let him feed you that logic pretzel - two people can have different opinions about the same event and both be valid!"
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Being a Logiosexual means you’re mostly attracted to brains, compatibility, and reasoning instead of just looks or gushy romantic feelings. You connect with people who “get it” — the way they think, the way they see the world, and how well your minds click.Logiosexual doesn’t mean you’re some cold, robot calculator. You can feel super strong emotions, be outgoing, and love like a normal person.
You just measure attraction on reason-based facts instead of “they’re hot, I want them.”
You might still notice when someone is cute or attractive, but it’s not a crush in the usual sense — more like an appreciation or recognition of “good fit” energy.
And yes — Logiosexuals CAN be gay, bi, lesbian, pan, or anything else. Your orientation doesn’t limit your logical attraction.
You just measure attraction on reason-based facts instead of “they’re hot, I want them.”
You might still notice when someone is cute or attractive, but it’s not a crush in the usual sense — more like an appreciation or recognition of “good fit” energy.
And yes — Logiosexuals CAN be gay, bi, lesbian, pan, or anything else. Your orientation doesn’t limit your logical attraction.
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Logiosexuality: adverb-someone who is Logiosexual
Logiosexual:Noun- someone who follows Logiosexuality
I identify as a Logiosexual, while still being gay.
Logiosexuality: adverb-someone who is Logiosexual
Logiosexual:Noun- someone who follows Logiosexuality
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