Lick my knob

An insincere request for a blow job said in a sarcastic or condescending manner.

"My boss asked me to come in for work during my vacation. I told him he could lick my knob first."

by elemkay May 20, 2008

lick my sack

Something Phil Anselmo shouted on Pantera's 1990 album, "Cowboys from Hell."

My stand is the human race
Without a label or a face
So they can lick my sack - "Hesresy," Pantera

by Ben A April 09, 2006

fag lick

self explanitory: word for one who would lick a fag
usually used in a demeaning way;;

What are you looking at, fag lick??

by britb0i September 17, 2009

funnel lick

when you feel the need to pull out a funnel to more efficiently lick the leftovers out of the woman anus, or pussy.

John got a good one on with christina.

by Kinky assmaster February 06, 2004

Licking the bottle

When you are interested in a girl and effectively tell your friends as to make her off limits to their sexual conquests, much like if you licked a bottle so that nobody would drink from it while you were out of the room.

Dude, I am Licking the bottle on this girl. Back off.

by Seanlas Barbowany November 16, 2010

Bloody Lick

The act of a male dressing up as a soldier cutting his tongue and licking a naked chick. BONUS: Add spices and vodka into vagina and drink-n-lick at same time for a narly Bloody Mary. DOUBLE BONUS: Cut off both partners pubic hair and put into the mix for a Bloody Hairy. HARDCORE BONUS: Continue process until chick cums, then all get a cup and have all the juices pour into it, immediately hold her down and force it down her throat. If she vomits, you must eat it.

John: Hey White...I'm gay now.
White: Was it that Bloody Lick Arik told you not to try out?
John: ...
White: ...yeh...

by AdmiralAsshole November 07, 2010

Lick-sauce

Alcoholic Beverage; Alcohol.

Bring some lick-sauce to that party tonight.

by Zoë Schultz September 20, 2006