Nice Guys Finish Last

A saying that “Nice Guys” use to explain why they don’t have a girlfriend. Being too stupid to realize the real reason is because they are feel sorry for themselves and blame others for their lack of success in life, not because they are “too nice”. See Nice Guy.

Men who say “nice guys finish last” almost always seem to follow it up with how women enjoy being treated like shit showing their true misogynistic colors.

by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006

Last Man Standing

A sexual act at swingers parties. Four to six men undress and stand naked in a circle. One woman gets naked on her knees in the middle and begins to perform oral sex on one of the males for a pre-determined amount of time (usually 30 to 60 seconds). She then moves on in a clockwise manner performing oral sex on each male. She continues around the circle until one male climaxes. She then exits the circle and the man who has already climaxed takes her place. He continues giving oral sex to the other men till another climaxes. The man in the middle exits and is replaced by the second man. This continues until the last man climaxes, at which point he wins. His prize is two-fold: A. He doesn't have to perform oral sex on another male, and B. He performs oral sex on the female until she climaxes.

Man, I came second last this weekend at Last Man Standing. I had to suck three dicks cause of that...I never win!

by Big Goonie November 22, 2013

Last Jedi

to destroy old favorite characters in order to put new, fanfic-level characters on that pedestal.

"Have you played Last Of Us 2?"
"Yeah. They totally Last Jedied Ellie and Joel for Macho Ma'am."

by Leshy June 19, 2020

From First To Last

Note: Sonny is 16 not 15. sorry. i'm picky. and he's fucking short. anyways, yeah "Me" is right.

sonny moore is 16 and quite nice.

by britt December 13, 2004

last peace

Last Peace is a band based out of Tacoma, WA. They have been playing together for around three years and have been with their current drummer for one year now. The band takes considerable pride in each song's diversity amongst the rest of their armada of songs. Their genres span a great distance, from influences such as Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Pearl Jam, Cake, and other great bands of past and present times. There overall sound has been difficult to describe, and therefore has been hard to get exposed, as venues tend to book similar acts together. With a plethora of shows now under their belt, they are making a name for themselves in the community, and have somewhat broken into the Seattle scene, and are trying to get wide exposure in Seattle, Tacoma, and the surrounding areas.

With members in both high school, and college, the band has a wide fan base. Still, most fans are still under 21, so all ages shows are highly favorable. Last Peace has played at a variety of venues including coffee shops, a pizza parlor, bars, and of course, the more common music venues. Overall, Last Peace's sweet riffs, awesome lyrics, and great groove make them a great band to listen to both on CD and on stage;

A freaking awesome band.

Jill: Hey did you go to the Last Peace show last night?

Jack: Uh, I've never heard of that band before.

Jill: What the... what planet are you from???

Jack: ...Earth?

by likeyehokwhatev September 28, 2004

lastard

The person who uses almost all of the milk in the bag, and does not replace it. The person who takes a coffee and leaves a very little coffee in the pot.

That lastard left the coffee pot almost empty.

by DowntownPed March 2, 2009

Last Supper

When you fuck that bitch on the table you eat on.

I'm about to give her the last supper when were done with this.

by Nappy Kiiid May 2, 2014