Based on Shakespeare's "Hamlet", this is an adaptation of "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." It can be used for when anti-homosexual priests get caught having sex with male escorts or, more generally, when somebody fights against a proclivity that they, themselves, engage in.
by neolojisms April 11, 2011
Usually an insanely deluded do do bird (criminal) in a jail cell who's so FUCKEN thick he thinks he's above the Law but is actually below The law .
Because incarcerated by Law
Suffers ...
Delusions of grandeur
A dangerous headspace
Keep away...
From crooks
They suck ...
at everything..
Even crime
Boo
Because incarcerated by Law
Suffers ...
Delusions of grandeur
A dangerous headspace
Keep away...
From crooks
They suck ...
at everything..
Even crime
Boo
Above the law BIKIE boss "so and so" was sentenced in court today for 567556876 grams of methamphetamine found in his undies.. the judge said his excuse was petty and He Must remember it getting under his ball sack.. he got 3 years in jail ...
Above The law is his nickname.
That's All
Above The law is his nickname.
That's All
by TSARINA November 11, 2017
A unwritten law between students preventing a student from eagerly entering a classroom early. To do so would make the perpetrator a loser.
Dude, she was waiting outside our latin class and was so excited to learn, she broke Tara's Law and came in early.
by yaleman49 June 05, 2010
An abreviation for a conservation-law-enforcement student, stereotyped by a person that fulfills at least three of the following: wears copious camo clothing, shoots long guns, hunts (deer, moose, duck, goose, or anything that moves), projects a general lack of caring, practices duck calls in dorms at all hours, spits tobacco juice in bottles, vocalizes opinions loudly, drinks alcohol as water, viewed as immature, have "republican" political views, and one day plans on becoming a law enforcement officer.
ST: "What's that noise? It's 2 am!"
CN: "A duck call."
ST: "What!?!"
CN: "It's the drunk guy in the camo, he's con-law."
ST:"Oh."
CN: "A duck call."
ST: "What!?!"
CN: "It's the drunk guy in the camo, he's con-law."
ST:"Oh."
by Tullip November 24, 2010
"Brandon's Law" is the convention that each individual that consumes a good(s) or service(s) - regardless of whether it constitutes active or passive usage - bears full responsibility of the cost(s) and/or monetary expense(s) associated with consumption of that particular good(s) or service(s). It is attributed to Brandon Patel, undergraduate student and part-time researcher at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics.
"Because of Brandon's Law, I now have to pay the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) the necessary royalties for humming the tune to 'Li'l Jon feat. Ice Cube - Real Nigga Roll Call' during my flight to Los Angeles two months ago."
by Napalm 99 October 15, 2006
No matter how intelligent you are, and no matter How stupid, sophmoric, Or inane something is, it WILL Be humorous.
Created to explain the paradox Of why the internet is So funny, when, considering all the stupid its filled with, ought not to be the case. However, in the light of Tim's Law, this paradox ceases to exist.
The law was presumably named after a man by the name of Tim.
Can be expressed in this simple Formula: X = Funny. Where X is something stupid.
Created to explain the paradox Of why the internet is So funny, when, considering all the stupid its filled with, ought not to be the case. However, in the light of Tim's Law, this paradox ceases to exist.
The law was presumably named after a man by the name of Tim.
Can be expressed in this simple Formula: X = Funny. Where X is something stupid.
"Tim's Law states that you cannot say Poo Nuggets without cracking a grin"
"I say my good man, that is the most daft thing I've ever heard. Observe, sir: Poo Nugget--Blast you!"
"I say my good man, that is the most daft thing I've ever heard. Observe, sir: Poo Nugget--Blast you!"
by Stupidisthenewfunny January 19, 2010
In a group of friends a guy can only make a move on one female friend in that group. If it goes badly he can't try again or move onto a different friend in that group, its up to the woman to make any future moves after a guys uses his one chance. Women can do what they like as the supersede Gurneys law
Mike: hey dude I'm thinking of hooking up with jenny
Steve: No way man you had your chance with Claire, you don't want to go breaking Gurneys law!
Steve: No way man you had your chance with Claire, you don't want to go breaking Gurneys law!
by Didymograptus Gurneyii May 21, 2016