by freakbait October 12, 2025
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by sunny54f January 11, 2022
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Person 2: May I introduce you to Larry Stylinson?
Person 1: Ummm ok
*One ultimate Larry Stylinson marathon later*
Person 2: So…?
Person 1: Yeah stuff what I said earlier, this is beautiful
Person 2: Thank you
Person 2: May I introduce you to Larry Stylinson?
Person 1: Ummm ok
*One ultimate Larry Stylinson marathon later*
Person 2: So…?
Person 1: Yeah stuff what I said earlier, this is beautiful
Person 2: Thank you
by ishipbullsh*t November 30, 2021
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Lesbian: "So yeah the straight guy in our group is really chill don't worry"
Lesbian2: "So he doesn't flirt with any of you?"
Lesbian: "Yeah but it's just once then he'll stop, He's a Straight Larry"
Larry: "Hey is the newcomer bi perhaps?"
Lesbian2: "No Larry I like women"
Larry: "OMG ME TOO! LET'S BE BESTIES!"
Lesbian2: "So he doesn't flirt with any of you?"
Lesbian: "Yeah but it's just once then he'll stop, He's a Straight Larry"
Larry: "Hey is the newcomer bi perhaps?"
Lesbian2: "No Larry I like women"
Larry: "OMG ME TOO! LET'S BE BESTIES!"
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by DON FARENO June 1, 2025
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