kellyitis

Kelly-i-tis is a disease where someone named kelly can contract it.

It's a serious disease that can cause the following:
Being an idiot
Thinking she is a god when really she isn't
A bully
and much much more.

Oh no! Kelly contracted kellyitis! Are we really surprised?

by Sedoium February 21, 2022

Kelly

Sexy asf 😩

damn dats kelly shes sexyyyyyyy

by Juiciestofkiwiis March 4, 2022

Kelly

Kelly is the piece of the picture that you couldn’t see with your bare eyes but only with your heart. Shes the sweetest especially when treats you the way you want be treated and will not let you go ever. The heart she contains is amazing and full of light once you’ve been let in. Don’t lose Kelly or you’ll be lucked out.

“Have you seen Kelly?” - Unknown
“Yea, She’s gorgeous I wished i knew her well” - Me
“Una Pendeja” - also Me

by 12_26_14 March 5, 2022

Kelly

Kelly is the second name of many inbreds. If you know one, you might also notice that they're ugly as fuck. I tend to stray from Kelly's but sometimes being beside them makes me feel more confident and handsome.

KELLY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING UNDER MY BED!?

by Dubistsupaaaa March 15, 2022

Kelly Towner

The worlds biggest bitch, she goes on dates with men and gets them to like her and then she fucks them off, she angers men to the point they want to inflict pain upon her and her forebearers.

That bitch is such a Kelly towner

by Malcolm_in_the_middle April 4, 2022

Kelly Cartwright

A person who is so stupid that they think that otters can grow to six feet tall. Also he thinks it's normal to eat lobster shells. Everyone point and laugh at him

Kelly Cartwright is bald

by _L8R_SK8R_ April 4, 2022

Kellymarie

Kellymarie: The most beautiful girl you'll ever know. Be careful not to lose her trust because once it is gone then you are never getting it back. She has the biggest heart of all people and never puts herself first. She is always laughing and is always making others laugh. With her deep brown eyes and her long brown locks, it is hard not to fall in love her. She has a beautiful smile and a beautiful soul. Don't lose her because you will never find another Kellymarie in your life time. She is a once in a lifetime opportunity to have. Cherish her. Tell her everyday that you love her and how much. She loves to spoil others and doesn't receive anything but she doesn't allow this to stop her. Kellymarie is a wife material woman and has a few talents.

Man1: Hey dude did you see that new girl Kellymarie? Man2: Yeah, I've never met a Kellymarie before, she is beautiful.

by You'remyfire April 8, 2022