July 4th

Give someone 44$ day

That's it, Just do it.

Robert: Hey it's July 4th!

Roberto: So?

Robert: Give me 44$.

Roberto: Why are you in my home

by CntrlShiftEsc June 3, 2021

July 31

Fuck your crush day, give them an amazing time!

-Hey guess what
-What
-Its July 31

by Misterurban5712 July 30, 2022

July 19

Only the limited edition and baddest bitches are born on this day.

WOW Bella is so cool she was born on July 19th.

by Professor steel July 19, 2022

July 22nd

If it is July 22nd, that means if youre reading this you are gay and there is nothing you can do to change this until the next day.

omg I hear its july 22nd wanna make out full homo dude

yes bc its july 22nd

by AshTheReallyAwesomeMan July 22, 2022

Julie did it

When someone suspects you of something, or even if you get caught doing something and you need to get out of trouble just say julie did it and they will definately believe you.

Sir I pulled you over because you are clearly drunk and I seen you hit that guy on his bike with your car.

No sir officer julie did it!!!
Oh my bad sir have a good day sorry for the inconvenience.

by Tainty McBalls April 7, 2022

July 13

A good friend of yours is birthday! :)

Random Person 1: what day is it?
Random Person 2: Someone’s birthday. Oh I mean July 13.

by Bunnycake71 June 16, 2022

July 9

National Make out with your homie day. You and your homie have to make out and even do more if you guys want. You also don’t tell anyone about this and make it an every year thing and keep it secret.

Yo today is July 9 it’s national make out with a homie day
Ok

Just make sure you don’t tell anyone
Ok I won’t

by Tyler Hiera July 9, 2022