Jim Simmons

When you’re getting hot and heavy with a dude, fully clothed, and he cums in his pants.

Ashley totally got Jim Simmonsed last night. What a loser ass clown.

by AKattt October 25, 2019

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Slim Jim Juice

cum, semen, jizz, sperm, wiener juice, man juice, spunk, skeet, penis milk, male ejaculation.

When he had sex with her, a big huge geyser of slim jim juice came out of his slim jim.

by Minecraft1238 January 18, 2019

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Slim Jim

A Slim Jim is a skinny blunt with barely any weed.

My boy told me he had some mad bars, and busted out a slim Jim

by HempVader420 March 17, 2017

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The uncle the molested you when you were 6. He’s a pretty sweet guy but thinks you forgot about what he did. He mostly spends his time in the basement and at church. He’s anti social and has 1 friend he plays golf with (usally your dad or a friend from Highschool). Over all a pretty weird but nice-ish guy

Uncle Jim is a pedophile
Let’s go play golf with your Uncle Jim

by poKin0m July 16, 2023

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