Jessicaitis

Medical condition in which one is unable to make eye contact with Jessica when near.

What’s wrong with you?
I have Jessicaitis. Can’t even look her in the eyes when she’s near.

by Hedgehogsloth January 20, 2024

Jessica wheeler

The sexist of sexy big booty judy

Jessica wheeler is fucking hott damn

by Benjmain September 18, 2021

Jessica

she is the sweetest girl in the world. The only girl who could ever give two cares about you. Even knows you more than you do

one of the realist friends out there! Probably has a blessed knowledge about the bible and how to treat others because she didn't have too many problems

maybe it was just my fault

Jessica and her best friend(well should be) need to revolutionize their friendship because this has great potential to go somwhere good in life

I pray you will never lose a Jessica.

by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

Jessica's Plant

Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.

"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"

"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."

by Bex Belling June 11, 2024

Jessica

That Jessica was cute smart and extremely not funny could not make anyone laugh

Omg this person is so Jessica

by The big lewis jones September 26, 2025

Jessica

Has a cock that's 9 inches long. No balls. Parents called her transgender for only hanging out with boys. Has been called thick by gay short mohawk kid. Likes boys with abs and fluffy hair? Goes on call with "friend" for 5 years. Has a friend named Zoe who she hides from all the thirsty man friends. Dad buys her PS5 and Xbox to watch netflix and has 2 BMW bikes laying around.

"Why is jessica watching netflix with that gay short mohawk kid on her PS5?"
"Idk, ask her dad"

by garfield6969 November 2, 2021

jessica barry

Jessica barry is usually tall blonde and has hazel eyes very funny has anger issues has a very big heart get scared easily sensitive

Jessica Barry

by Cheyenne Rodriquez January 15, 2017