ricky jade jones

a beast of a man

see that ricky jade jones over there oh thats just a goat easily confused

by ROBINI123 May 24, 2022

Jade Abyss

Slang term for Asian vagina. Used primarily to describe prostitutes or loose women.

I went to Thailand and fell right into that Jade Abyss.

by Hagfish66 February 25, 2019

Jade

Hot person who simps a lot. Super gorgeous. Whoever doesn’t like her back is stupid. Smartest person alive. Pretends to snort paint. Overall amazing human being 10/10 recommended to be her friend.

“I want to marry Jade”
“As do I”

by anonymous November 26, 2021

Jade Mccgovern

A jade mccgovern is a fat slut. She has little friends and is often found alone watching doctor who. She is probably the saddest girl you will ever find, she is always eating or wearing short skirts.

Have you seen that Jade Mccgovern, who would date her?

by nooo nameee April 6, 2015

Jade B

This woman!!! Holy shit boyz she's FIIIINEE!!!! But she'll love you like no other AND warning she's a bit of a hoe, likes the cold ducks, and LOVES MONEY!!!!

Guy 1: "Duuude! I slept with Jade B last night after we smoked... BEST NIGHT EVER!!!"
Guy 2: "Bro no way! Fuckin' lucky!!!"

by IdkBoyyyyyyy6969 September 15, 2023

Jade

Jade is a girl who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. She has a smile of an Angel that could make your day better then it was. She has so many talents in so many ways. She is naturally beautiful and is so gorgeous and stunning. She has a heart of gold and is a very kind and nice person to everyone. She is not shy and is a very out there person with the best vibe. Her personality and Goofy ness would make you fall in love with her even more. Her eyes are like a beautiful sunset and a outstanding sunrise. She has been through hell but always gets back on her feet and shows the world she is strong enough. Jade is someone you would love too spend everyday with and someone you can always count on too be there!. Her love for people is like a rear diamond that needs to be held by the right person. She so much love for people but one wrong move and she has no love for you. She is the life of a party and the light to everyone boredom. Her singing voice is like no other. If you have a Jade that you love that you like tell her you like her and tell her you love her but hold on to her because she is worth more then you will ever no. She is the type to stay with you forever and will love you till her last breath.

Jade is a rear diamond hold on to her tight because once you leave her you will never met someone so special again 💙🥰

by Peekaboo 456 November 24, 2021

madison Jade

The weirdest person in the world who is obsessed with the hit TV. Netflix original series Stranger Things.

"you are such a Madison Jade"

by Cantspellmyname December 18, 2017