Jacob

The Jacob is an odd creature. They stalk and they creep and they prey on the weak and the young. They tend to smother and trap their love intrests until they become sucidal. Usually pedophilic in nature they love the fresh faced sight of youth. The Jacob is not an intelligent creature and therefore flocks around stronger groups of males to protect himself. Jacobs' do not like bluntness and if you come into contact with one flee immediately. Though the love interest initially pities the young man, it becomes evident as the process continues that the Jacob is simply using his "vulnerability" as a complicated web, that once one gets tangled in, becomes increasingly difficult to release from. Be advised: in intimate occurances he may cause motion sickness, and in daily life, will cause nausea.

The love interest found herself drowning in Jacob's despair, and so took it upon herself to light the asshole on fire, only to discover that he had, in his undying love for her, consumed it, and continued to stalk towards his love.

by snoozingwhilelosing May 3, 2013

Jacob

Very popular name, but can also mean stupid or idiotic.

That kid was such a Jacob. When he drew that picture of the submarinehe put wheels on it! SMH

After school got out and everyone screamed weekend, I realized I was a Jacob for finally finding out it was Friday.

by $yd December 31, 2011

Jacob

A really white guy who lives in a half million dollar house and finger bangs girls in 1st period

Woah look at that faggot jacob

by Biggy Al November 27, 2018

Colin Jacobsen

A big stupid head.
-or-
A stupid big-head.

TAYL0R RULEZZZZZZZ!

This definition emmerged when a young Colin Jacobsen was a total stupid idiot face.

Used in a common conversation, the term "Colin Jacobsen can appear this way:
You're a Colin Jacobsen.
-or-
You're a big CJ.

by 7 D4\\'G July 7, 2004

Jacob

a male that does not often care of others feelings. usually nicknamed "dick" or "douche"
hurts others for his own enjoyment.

his poop is often the shape of a duck.

that man is so mean, must be a Jacob.

by blue jeans June 21, 2014

Jacob Sartorious

A piece of shit that needs to die

Jacob Sartorious is so annoying!

by IHateMyLifeSoMuchSmh October 7, 2016

jacob

Jacob is short and mean and sucks at soccer, but thats not the only thing he sucks!!!

jacob sucks.

by natal.iiee :) February 20, 2017