Gertrude's Law

Based on Shakespeare's "Hamlet", this is an adaptation of "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." It can be used for when anti-homosexual priests get caught having sex with male escorts or, more generally, when somebody fights against a proclivity that they, themselves, engage in.

Ted Haggard got busted with a rent-a-boy! I guess it's another case of Gertrude's Law.

by neolojisms April 29, 2011

con-law

An abreviation for a conservation-law-enforcement student, stereotyped by a person that fulfills at least three of the following: wears copious camo clothing, shoots long guns, hunts (deer, moose, duck, goose, or anything that moves), projects a general lack of caring, practices duck calls in dorms at all hours, spits tobacco juice in bottles, vocalizes opinions loudly, drinks alcohol as water, viewed as immature, have "republican" political views, and one day plans on becoming a law enforcement officer.

ST: "What's that noise? It's 2 am!"
CN: "A duck call."
ST: "What!?!"
CN: "It's the drunk guy in the camo, he's con-law."
ST:"Oh."

by Tullip November 26, 2010

Tara's Law

A unwritten law between students preventing a student from eagerly entering a classroom early. To do so would make the perpetrator a loser.

Dude, she was waiting outside our latin class and was so excited to learn, she broke Tara's Law and came in early.

by yaleman49 June 5, 2010

Above the law

Usually an insanely deluded do do bird (criminal) in a jail cell who's so FUCKEN thick he thinks he's above the Law but is actually below The law .

Because incarcerated by Law
Suffers ...
Delusions of grandeur

A dangerous headspace

Keep away...

From crooks

They suck ...
at everything..
Even crime

Boo

Above the law BIKIE boss "so and so" was sentenced in court today for 567556876 grams of methamphetamine found in his undies.. the judge said his excuse was petty and He Must remember it getting under his ball sack.. he got 3 years in jail ...

Above The law is his nickname.

That's All

by TSARINA November 10, 2017

Brandon's Law

"Brandon's Law" is the convention that each individual that consumes a good(s) or service(s) - regardless of whether it constitutes active or passive usage - bears full responsibility of the cost(s) and/or monetary expense(s) associated with consumption of that particular good(s) or service(s). It is attributed to Brandon Patel, undergraduate student and part-time researcher at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics.

"Because of Brandon's Law, I now have to pay the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) the necessary royalties for humming the tune to 'Li'l Jon feat. Ice Cube - Real Nigga Roll Call' during my flight to Los Angeles two months ago."

by Napalm 99 January 18, 2007

fucker-in-law

When your best friend fucks your girlfriends sister.

Friend: Hey whats your girlfriends sisters name again?
Me: Carley.
Friend: Yeah I plowed her last night
Me: Well, looks like were fucker-in-laws.

by Al_94 April 23, 2014

Weeble Law

The not oft spoken of but widely understood idea that, when tailing behind an obviously idiotic person on a bike, who is wobbling, swerving, or generally unable to maintain control of their vehicle, let alone the rules of the road, and is taking up an entire lane (usually the left turning lane), the driver in the motor vehicle directly behind the rider has permission to flash headlights, swear, honk, and eventually pass the cyclist while flicking the bird.

The Weeble Law only applies to morons during the day - intoxicated nighttime riders are exempt, as are children learning how to ride.

...Because Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down.

I had to invoke the Weeble Law on the way over here, since there was a dude wobbling on his bike for 3 minutes and he couldn't decide if he wanted to make that left.

by Stiricide August 30, 2010