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3 dollar pipe

(3dp) 3 dollar pipe is the most thin, cheapest, ugliest pipe tweakers smoke meth with. They call the most ratchet, loudest, dirtiest, smoked out bitches "3 dollar pipe".
Tweaker guy: "ay bitch why you taking so long in there!?"

Tweaker girl: "I'm getting ready foo!"
Tweaker guy: "you look like a 3 dollar pipe!"
by Eroticcrybaby April 18, 2016
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Million Dollar Pie

1. When a hooker who usually is very expensive lets you fuck her for free.
2. When you use Cool Whip during oral sex

3. The most common pie that clowns throw at each other
Jake: Dude, I just had some million dollar pie with Amber last night!
Tim: Lucky! That chick practically stole my wallet last week.

Lisa: I thought you were usually grossed out by oral sex.
Janet: I am, but we had million dollar pie last night so it was kinda delicious.
by SexBot11111 August 12, 2011
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Dollar signs

Someone that tells people if they want a tree canopy, don't buy goods from Amazon (since Amazon builds warehouses), which is a lot like saying if they want a tree canopy, don't buy the houses the real estate market/development they profit from and are involved in is selling. Either way, somebody that tells you that is going to see dollar signs in something, and try to clear cut the trees and walk all over the land and the people there to get them.
As long as people see dollar signs, they are going to try and clear cut trees, it doesn't really matter to them what the land is used for, as long as they get what they want (and buying a few goods via Amazon is not wanting much compared to the millions they could make off the land they had clear cut, so it isn't the people they call sheeple that are taking more than they need off Amazon, and usually people that buy off Amazon already know they are part of the problem).
by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021
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tropical food dollars

Old school food stamps...before the cards came out
I'm hungry...anyone got some tropical food dollars.
by Shedtown October 26, 2018
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hobby dollars

Hobby Dollars are money spent on things that get classified as an investment but in reality have a very low probability of making any sort of return whatsoever. Instead, people spend Hobby Dollars for entertainment and the ability to participate in a culture outside of their actual carriers. This can be seen clearly in the Equestrian Industry.
A - "Hey, I just invested $100,000.00 in a new a horse! "
B - "You mean you just spent $100,000.00 in Hobby Dollars. You and I both know that horse is never going to pay for itself."
by Pyned November 8, 2015
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two dollar turtle sundae

When two individuals otherwise strangers hook up via a Facebook comment feed and agree to meet to get their nuts fudgey.
I never knew why I was on Facebook until my first two dollar turtle sundae.
by Please and thank you November 10, 2017
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Million Dollar Poo

When you take a shit at work whilst on public holiday rates
If I can just Poo for a bit longer i’ll be able to squeeze out some more overtime on Christmas morning….the dream the Million Dollar Poo.
by Alfred Buttlicker December 31, 2021
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