I love this new gay bar there are so many fit guys round here. Oh no look out there is a hot girl over there. She must be one of those "closet snatchers"!
by Madmordigon May 21, 2010
Get the closet snatchermug. Closet multitasking is when you show up for remote meetings pretending to be in attendance but really working on something else.
Bob: Did you hear in the staff meeting that no one can take vacation in February?
Jane: No. Did Fred say that?
Bob: Absolutely. What were you closet multitasking?
The Boss: Jim, How are sales doing?
Me: crickets - no reply
The Boss: WTF, Jim? You closet multitasking?
Jane: No. Did Fred say that?
Bob: Absolutely. What were you closet multitasking?
The Boss: Jim, How are sales doing?
Me: crickets - no reply
The Boss: WTF, Jim? You closet multitasking?
by jfburke619 January 26, 2021
Get the closet multitaskingmug. When your homosexual baggage has exceeded the maximum "closet" storage capacity and begins to push you into coming out of the closet and you try to push it back into the closet.
Jimmy began prarie doggin' the closet when his mom found the ticket stubs to the Cher / Barbra Streisand concert on ice.
by Alaska Boss Bitch September 30, 2017
Get the prarie doggin' the closetmug. 
by Grizzly Gaddis March 10, 2011
Get the Closet-Kinkmug. An ex that sends unsolicited masterbation videos from their closet to try and lure someone back into their narcissistic lair.
by Hoslaya October 22, 2025
Get the Closet Bunnymug. is used to tell someone that they're borderline homosexual even though they claim otherwise, which is telling them that the closet they're hiding in is transparent, everyone can see them clearly in that closet.
"Dude, have you heard Lady Gaga's song 'Boys Boys Boys'? I'm not gay but it's just sooooo good! She's such a queen."
"Man, the closet is glass .You can just say it at this point."
"Man, the closet is glass .You can just say it at this point."
by sackO'tatoes December 12, 2023
Get the the closet is glassmug.