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mudjug minute

When your dip lip is so fat that you can't help but spit it out for a whole minute.
Outlaw: Its time for a mudjug minute!
Josephina:O h shit here we go, CARL GET THE MUDJUG!!!
Carl: FUCK YOU
by bigdickweiner420 June 9, 2018
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Adult minute

The period of time in which an adult takes to do something after telling a child “in a minute”. The adult minute can be a period of time lasting anywhere from 5 regular minutes to hours. Or maybe never…
Kid: Hey Mom can you take me to the Park?
Mom: Yeah in a minute… (“adult minute”)
Kid: ☠️
by Katthekrazy June 21, 2023
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Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.
I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.
by LumbrJack April 27, 2023
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five more minutes

Mother: It's time to get out of bed
Jim: Give me five more minutes
(Mother leaves room, and does not bother Jim for more than five minutes while Jim sleeps)
by m.slaty December 2, 2021
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hotshit minute

He better get a job, or I'm gonna boot him out in a hotshit minute!
by blumpkinsarefungetone August 23, 2010
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Bruh Minute

Tiktok. Tiktok is a Bruh Minute.
Dude, one sec, i’m boutta take a bruh minute and watch some TikTok
by anonymous September 11, 2021
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