wood pusher

What a fruit booter says when he is out of insults, cuz their gay.

fruit booter: (oh crap im out of insults)...you wood pusher.
Skater: (hes out of insults ill just skate away before he cries)

by DrunkenPriest June 01, 2004

Drift Wood

When one bumps into a man-possibly a woman-with a boner.

I went to the pub and accidentally caught some drift wood.

by Taint Tap November 22, 2010

turtle wood

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

by hiziggity April 16, 2004

Polishing the wood

A Euphemism for masturbation

guy 1:hey you watch that porno i gave you last nite
guy 2:ye i was polishing the wood wathcing it

by cheese-knee March 05, 2008

snappin wood

When a guy has morning wood, he pushes down and in on the boner, causing a snapping effect, and also relieving a great deal of pressure. Feels good too!

Yo I woke up yesterday with a raging pissboner and i started snappin wood, it felt mad good!

by deejay keevo November 26, 2008

jolly wood

noun. An indestructible piece of wood. Axes, dynamite, WMD's, and cursing are all powerless. It's been said to be of another universe because it's so fuckin' hard. Its origins include, but are not limited to, the woods, forest, or a pair of blue jeans.

Man, not even Paul Bunyan could chop up that jolly wood.

by Lewis and Clark April 03, 2007

wood sex

Watch out for splinters!

I'm gonna have wood sex, get the tweezers pls.

by yourmotherson April 14, 2009