Bro Brain

An extremely communicable disease found in hat stores catering only to the finest bro headwear and other bro paraphernalia. More severe cases include the addition of bright and oversized headphones to secure the diseased hat and transmit the illness to others. The physical manifestations of this disease lead to the patient's head tilting back and chin pointing in the air, like they just don't care.

Symptoms of this disease include but are not limited to:
-a sudden repulsion of women and female themed items
-unruly and overgrown hair on or around the neck
-attempts to "bro out" with other males (regardless of species)
-secludes self in a place referred to as a "man cave"
-loud proclamations of friendliness to women (since it conflicts with the first symptom, it creates confusion for the friends and family of the affected)

To avoid this disfiguring disease, keep an eye out for hat stores with overt bro symbols and customs (such as hats up to the ceiling and bright stickers on the bill of the hat). Also, never trade hats with someone exhibiting these symptoms due to the highly contagious nature of Bro Brain.

Cures for this affliction are being researched, however at this time no cure or vaccine is available.

"Oh dear, that poor young man seems to have caught bro brain."
"Well darn! My date started out friendly, but then I noticed the hair growths around his neck, bro customs, the frathole shirt, and knew he had Bro Brain."

by hydra-phobia August 29, 2015

Rockville Brain

Rockville Brain is basically a hangover but with added cloudiness of the mind. Your thoughts are blurred to the point of delirium and everything aches. All followed after attending Florida’s biggest, 3 day, outdoor rock festival

Attributes to increase Rockville Brain
•Too much sun
•Too much alcohol
•Too much walking
•Too much dancing
•Too much screaming/yelling
•Excessive headbanging
•Excessive crowdsurfing
•Excessive moshing

=Rockville Brain

Yo, what day is it today? This Rockville brain got me throwed.

by Nesiangirl May 31, 2018

brain hurt

to manipulate ,confound or to "mindfuck" someone.

I'm not going to cripple Jake ,I'm gonna brain hurt his ass.

by Lumpy T October 23, 2017

Owen brain

Owen brain is a very special type of brain that only one person known has. The person, Owen, always acts so dumb in many situations and says things unrelated to what is being said. Other symptoms of Owen brain is baldness and excessive disturbance to people but scientists still have not been able to study it or find the cause or reason for it.

Why is this guy saying this, oh right its his Owen brain

by THE GOATTTTT May 4, 2023

brain leakage

When you have just thought of something completely random and off-topic, and decide to write/draw about that completely random topic.

Man 1: "Hey d00d. Look what I just drew."
Man 1: *shows picture of EPYC Randomness.
Man 2: d00d, that is just pure brain leakage man.
Man 1: I know, right?.

by What is this, I DON'T EVEN.... November 26, 2010

person with a brain

1. The name says it all.
2. There is no Definition 2.

"How come I'm the only person with a brain, huh?"

by ivviitop December 4, 2020

Brain dumping

Act in which an individual releases any bad feelings, traumas, events that marked his life in a bad way or other situations towards another person, usually friends or close people. Typically, brain dumping gets used to release anger, sadness, etcetera.

Person 1: Usually when things go to best to worse, I log on forums full of people I don't know and start brain dumping all over people that don't know me and make them my therapists.

Person 2: Fuck you saying.

by yappestyapper July 19, 2023