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stupid hot

Generally describing a woman who is so breath-takingly beautiful and/or desirable that men are inspired to act in an outrageously stupid or foolish manner in order to gain her attention or interest.
"Buddy, I know she's stupid hot, but you could have gotten hurt trying a crazy stunt like that!"
by Bat55 October 7, 2021
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Hot Smurf

A gastrointestinal puff of wind so hot that it achieves a blue hue.
I'm gonna hot smurf on your baby if you don't let me eat the last cheetoh.
Hot smurfing is not just my gluten intolerance, but a way of life.
by Hot Smurf September 2, 2016
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Hot as a stove

In sexuality, when a girl is horny, resulting in having her sexual organ over-heated.
Riki: Hi Mattia, how was your date yesterday night?
Mattia: Oh god, she was hot as a stove, but you know, I'm a wanker and I didn't put the spoon in the pot.
by bARMAn78 September 26, 2008
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Hotness Detector

A phenomenon experienced by males when an extremely gorgeous female is nearby. It is when the penis becomes fully erect and points at the hot female in the vacinity and points in her direction no matter where she goes like a compass.
"Dude, your Hotness Detector is going off! You might wanna adjust it, so it won't be so noticeable."
by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009
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“HOT SAUSAGE”

A phrase used by Ben Willbond (Actor part of “The Six Idiots”) used to express excitement or amazement
Wow I stink, “HOT SAUSAGE
by GraceyXx May 27, 2021
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Hot Armpit

When you just got fucked in the armpit, good and hard. RAW. NO LUBE.
"I Just gave that dude a crazy Hot Armpit in the bathroom."
by BIGE33 December 11, 2016
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