Cap'n Henry 

(1) A green pirate That lives in an outhouse on an island. He likes to call his business "swishy swishys" and often uses it to build things. He also enjoys skateboarding.

He is part of the Cap'n Henry Clan along with Davis, Rachel, and Henry Wink.

(2) A religion created by Cap'n Henry. Cap'n Henry is all seeing and all knowing, and likes to make sure you're healthy and avoid constipation.

(1) I wonder what Cap'n Henry's up to today.

(2) I just joined the Cap'n Henry Religion and so should you! Smile! Cap'n Henry loves you!

Cap'n Henry by Henry1223 February 18, 2008

Cholo Henry

The epitome of man. Cholo Henry is the head hauncho. He looks, acts, and even smells like a cholo.

Cholo Henries are also known from killing fathers. don't fret, cholo henry will only kill su padre in dreamworld.

Miley: Is that Cholo Henry? I think I just melted a bit inside.

MaLu: You're a skank.

TaBu: ESE.

Cholo Henry by TaBa! March 16, 2010

Martini Henry 

A 45/577 calibre rifle used to slaughter natives since 1871.
Made famous at the battle of Rourke's Drift during the Zulu war in 1879.
During which the British Empire slaughtered 1000's of wog's, except at the battle of Isandhlwana, which we won't talk about.

There's a good fellow

Martini Henry by fat b'stard July 4, 2011

Poor Henry 

When an inferior person referred to as Henry, is compared to another person.

I saw Brad with Jessica the other day. Poor Henry.

Poor Henry by Kajsjduehebi January 14, 2020

Fort Henry 

A place where weird university students work in the summer, meet people they would otherwise never meet, have all kinds of drunken sex, complain alot, and become the subjects of huge amounts of ridicule by a few cool people.

Weird kid - "I loved working at Fort Henry this summer! Being in the Drums was awesome!"

Cool guy - "I still don't even know your name."

Fort Henry by ManOrMouse? October 26, 2010

hooray henry 

In Monty Python terms, English upper class twits - public schoolboys who turn into oiks and behave rudely, noisily and foolishly in a group at public functions rather as European players of rugby football are commonly said to comport themselves at social events. The females of the species (rarer)are Hooray Henriettas.

Prince Harry and his brother are turning into right Hooray Henrys, just like all the Windsor males.

hooray henry by ziddi van der zee September 2, 2004

John W Henry 

John W Henry is the cheapskate owner of Liverpool Football Club and the Boston Red Sox. Instead of putting money into Liverpool’s team he’d rather buy himself his 50th yacht. Usually goes behind fans’ backs in search of more greed with the prime example being the European Super League, which he only backed out after being slaughtered by the fans, ex players and media.

He has divided the Liverpool fanbase to people who are FSGIN or FSGOUT. FSGIN these days consist of top red weirdos who would rather see the club fail to prove a point against people who are FSGOUT. They’re usually smelly middle aged men with no hair and no teeth, best to ignore them.

He upped ticket prices, furloughed lfc staff during the pandemic, has sold star players in the past and even tried to copyright the name Liverpool. The man has stayed here for too long and the club has outgrown him, he should sell up and stick to baseball and yachts.

LFC Fan 1: “Where’s the money John?”

LFC Fan 2: “He spent it on a new yacht.”

LFC fan 1: “Same old John W Henry, always out for greed.”

John W Henry by TopRedsLoveFSG’sCum September 3, 2021