Head orgasm

You just searched for asmr and you saw head orgasm in the tags

Tom: hey wtf is a head orgasm?
John: idk search it on urban dictionary

by Tracer November 25, 2018

Can you hear me now?

1. What you say repeatedly when you're on a shitty cell phone/have a bad connection.

2. What's said in the Verizon Wireless commercials by 'that guy'.

1. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!? What the fuck is wrong with your phone, yo?!

2. -"Can you hear me now...?"
-"GOOD!"

by 4 April 6, 2005

heated seats

The act of concealing your handgun under your car seat. The car manufacturer Audi, and a few others placed a built in compartment underneath the driver and passenger seats for storing items. This compartment can be used to store your firearm.

Example 1. "You better watch yourself tryin' to run up on them after bouncin' from the club, I heard they got the heated seats"

Example 2. "Me and my boy both keep our burners under our seats, xd40 n glock 40, we got the heated seats baby!"

by seat heater May 7, 2011

Empty headlock

To describe a slapper, hooker or some girl who has had a lot of penis. Like a hen party in benidorm who's morals has slipped for 3 days

Hey boys check out that fat burd I bet she has a fanny like an empty headlock.

by Charlie Murphy esq October 24, 2016

Ding Dong Head

It is when someone is an idiot. You can ring their head like ringing a door bell and they are so stupid nothing will answer.

E.g. Yer man don't listen to Steve he is a ding dong head.

by A xoxo March 6, 2018

Tennis Ball Head

The act of staring blankly at a screen in the dark for a long period of time. Tends to avoid human contact at all costs.

A: Oscar's an actual tennis ball head.
B: He's just sitting there in the dark, doing nothing.

by ExquisiteMouse April 27, 2021

bitches should be seen not heard

What you say in response to a noisy ho or a friend's complaints about a female that talks too much.

Mike Tyson: I felt very hurted when my wife brought up my problems with premature ejaculation into a conversation. I wanted to gouge her eyes out, stomp on her ovaries, and murder her children. Bitches should be seen not heard you know?
DMX: UH HUUUUUHHHHH!!!! ARGHHHH *BARK* *BARK*

by tahrone up in this bitch May 30, 2009