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handschumacher

the guy who does stupid and wildley dangerous activities for his enjoyment and that of others; a masochist. usually extremely sexy and funny.
dude, where's that handschumacher kid from?
by killerbunny March 24, 2007
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hands grabbing heels

Generally refers to gay bottom men that are so excited to receive some other guy that they willingly bend over to grab their heels and get into the receiving position. To be more grammatically correct, it should be used as "hands-grabbing-heels".
Alex was hands grabbing heels for Andy's penis to be inside of him.
by Observer123 June 3, 2009
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Bridgeville Handshake

A hazing ritual wherein a high-ranking individual forces a subordinate's head to crotch level -- in an apparent simulation of a sex act -- while saying, "Wah-Ha."
When I joined the First State Police, I was given a badge, a gun, and the old Bridgeville Handshake.
by Chaffinch August 14, 2006
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contra handshake

The act of a unique handshake, in which you place your hand in the formation of a letter 'C', then proceeding to grab the forearm of the given recipient, so in turn, both subjects' hands are latched onto their counterparts forearm, then proceed to grunt & behave in a macho army fashion.
"What, you scored 20 bucks!? CONTRA HANDSHAKE!"
"Thank you, my brother-in-arms... (Contra Handshake)"
by Johnson Smith Esq. December 9, 2008
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bullshit handshake

when you go in for a whole, good handshake, they grab the very finger tips of your hand like they`re the fucking queen of england!
Its called the bullshit handshake because it is just that: a bullshit handshake!

I got a bullshit handshake today in church
by blu3hat February 19, 2011
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Manchester handshake

a common sight in the north of England is a man walking down the street with his hands down his pants, playing with his balls. Should he meet an acquaintance, they will invariably shake hands and exchange ball sweat.
They fired me on Monday, so I gave my boss a Manchester handshake...
by gerrouadat July 18, 2013
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lamb hands

When someone wraps each of his or her individual fingers with lamb (or ham) — and puts one in the palm of his hand — and then shakes strangers’ hands.
Ol’ Lamb Hands needs to cool it at this tradeshow. People have been wondering if it’s the lamb or if it’s just the way he smells.
by Mountain Holler September 20, 2018
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