Ham Mafia

A great Team Fortress 2 group that helps people who need hams and has a good server.

Hey did you hear about how the ham mafia posted a new video of winning against the pan militia?

by BerriHM April 19, 2022

Spanking the ham

Female masturbation. AKA: flicking the bean, tossing the tuna salad

Clarice: I'm so tired today, I was up all night spanking the ham to salt bae
Renalda: I feel you sister, I was up all night spanking the ham to fan fiction of Zac Efron and Aaron Carter!
Clarice: Let's spank each other's ham right now

by LushMops August 28, 2017

mary ham

The reporter that killed Poppy Gloria.

OMG, Mary Ham killed Poppy Gloria! Pewds, help! Oh nooooooooooooooo!

by tseriesbad June 4, 2019

Celebration Ham

an absolutely mouth watering Ham that comes from Spider Pigs Left flanks. Drenched in gravy and covered in Honey Glaze.

Dude, Did you get the Celebration Ham?

Yah, i TOtally did. but spider pig bit off my foot in the process.

by WootAtheists February 25, 2009

Hanging ham

(1)A term used to describe a female with exceptionally large labia.

(2) Noun. A fat pussy with massive fanny flaps

"Barry's mum was beautiful in her youth but now she's a proper hanging ham"

"I saw chantelle in the club the other day. She was looking radiant"

"She might be buff, but legend has it that she's got hanging ham"

by Charles the Bald October 14, 2008

Georgia Ham

Comes from the ghetto, probably Harlem.

Means watermelon. fasho.

Yo man get a slice of that Georgia Ham its delicious.
Yeah its sweet and pink just like Tasha.

You wanna liberate some Georgia Hams from the back of that guys truck over on the corner of 154th and Lenox?
Fashellians.

by Jason, TEH GB. September 21, 2004

Ham Sandwich

A Caucasian female that is less appetizing when compared to an exotic banquet.

Dave walked in to a fine Asian banquet, only to pull a Ham Sandwich out of the back pocket.

by Tower of power January 13, 2015