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Hairy Loofa

When while in the shower with your girl, she licks the bar of soap then proceeds to clean your gooch/lower ball area with her tongue.
dave- you scrub the gooch?"

you-"who needs scrubbing when i've got my girl and the hairy loofa"
by deeznutz123456 July 1, 2011
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Hairy Custard

The act of spunking over your partners hair like a faulty can of silly string
Sorry about that hairy custard last night... was fuuny but
by JOJI$$ August 9, 2021
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Hairy Tits

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Tits:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
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Hairy Asphalt

Residual fecal matter matted to the hair around the anus.
by Hairyanus August 10, 2015
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Hairy Shaft

Someone who has hair grow on the shaft of their penis
"Damn did you hear Patrick had a hairy shaft!"
by BubbaPhonk October 11, 2022
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hairy scary

“he’s got a hairy scary”
“i sucked a fat hairy scary the other day
by wot do u mean December 14, 2017
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Hairy Crater

Man someone bent over and shown me there Hairy Crater
by A very fat man October 28, 2017
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