Guitarded

A person who is great at Guitar Hero but cannot acctually play a real guitar.

Joe: "Yes! I got 100% on this song in Guitar Hero!"
Jim: "Sorry what was that? I was trying to play this song on my real guitar."
Joe: "Oh wow, I could never play one of those! Too many colors to press at once!"
Jim: "You are Guitarded."

by ThisNameHasNotBeenTaken October 18, 2010

Guitard-on

The sexual arousal associated with watching YouTube videos of people playing Guitar Hero incredibly well on Expert level. May lead to guitargasms depending on how hard or fast the player is strumming, activating star power, and excessive use of the whammy bar.

Fuck yeah! I got a total guitard-on watching it. I almost blew a load in my pants by the time it was done....that shit was intense.

by mds1978 February 19, 2011

Guitar Pick Necklace

A fabulous piece of modern pop jewelry gaining popularity since about 1995. This jewelry features a pendant made out of a guitar pick or plectrum which can be made from a variety of materials including celluloid which is the current industry standard.

Hey, let's go to www.pickchick.com and see if we can find a great new guitar pick necklace to go with our outfits!

by Tabitha12 April 26, 2011

guitar hero god

more commonly reffered to as "kristen" or a person that is extremely good at the game "guitar hero.

boy that guitar hero god is sure rocking this place up with her amazing skills.

by K Pi May 29, 2011

guitaro taco

when a guy eats a girl out while she plays the guitar.

Guy 1- Many Megan is hot when she plays the guitar.
Guy 2- I know man, I would so give her guitaro taco.

by cherryberry1234 October 31, 2011

Guitard

Above and beyond retard.

Man taylor's such a guitard. Gaylor Poulet the ultimate guitard.

by Steppage July 24, 2011

Guitar

Guitar: n.

1. a wooden instrument for making magic sounds when a series of notes are played.
2. a LARGE penis with several tatto's on the shaft.
3. (slang) a phrase for a easily seduced woman.

1. i played a chord on my guitar
2. i played his guitar all night
3. ya, she was a guitar
3b. i played her like a guitar

by The One Who Plays Like Jesus August 4, 2011