Coom Goblin

Some one who cooms and is simultaneously a goblin

oh oh ohhhh, I think, I might be a coom goblin... Ever since I saw that thick ass loli I cant stop masturbating. *fap fapfapafp* UNNGGGG G GGG IS THAT LORD OF THE RINGS GOBLIN RULE 34? HOLY FUCK *SNIffFFFFFFFffFFFFF* Ooooohohooho fuckkkkkk

by NiggerFagoot1488 December 13, 2020

Green Goblin

A person who loves sucking dick - Goblin' it down

Greg is such a green goblin, he has literally sucked everyone's dick

by Monkeyscrub November 1, 2021

Desk Goblin

A person who gives oral sex from under a desk or table.

That woman must be a Desk goblin if she’s received a promotion while the rest of us didn’t.

by Baboonery1 April 12, 2023

Fried Chicken Goblin

A disgusting, foul, dumb piece of shit that can put a piece of Fried chicken between the gap in it’s front teeth and suck it down to the marrow in a tenth of a second.

“ Did you see that bitch that they hired to clean the toilets?? She is one disgusting fried chicken goblin”

by Pirate Lyfe October 7, 2021

Kiss the goblin

To speak with eloquence, wit, and charm; to be particularly articulate and loquacious. The phrase is often used in a lighthearted or humorous context, and may suggest that the speaker has been inspired by some supernatural force or source of inspiration, such as the Blarney Stone in Ireland. It can also imply that the speaker has had a few drinks and is feeling particularly gregarious.

It is translated from the Danish phrase “At kysse julenissen” (Olsen, U 2021).

We knew that Erik would kiss the goblin after all those Carlsbergs and we'd never shut him up!

by Dog Bolter April 2, 2023

Going full goblin mode

When you can't reach the cables under a desk so you just cheat everything.

-Damn I can't reach the cables

-Screw that, I'm going full goblin mode

by Nutitoo May 12, 2023

The Green Gas Goblin

The green gas goblin, aka Unvoicedzoo is a deformed fatass that sneaks into peoples attics and farts green gas. He tries to get pay back from everyone that said to him he farts green gas and how he doesn’t shower. Watch out for him, his farts can kill anyone in a second. The only way for him to disappear is if you say, thats not funny

Yo the green gas goblin is back!
What?
LOOK BEHIND YOU
What you mean- A

by messithegoatfr June 23, 2023