German

A Mexican name, he is the most sweetest and cutest guy ever, very funny, very trustworthy and cool, has awesome dark, brown, redish hair cares for family and friends, has the biggest dick, he's very romantic, master of numerous sex positions, best in bed, likes to cuddle a lot

Have you meet German before? Yeah he's an awesome guy

by Jburton March 9, 2015

German Pancake

The absolute worst, most perverse, lude sex act known to man.

see also, The Aristocrats

Truman: The only way to describe that Tiajuana weekend... German Pancake!
Seabass: That's fuckin gross!

by EliteCAT September 21, 2006

german chocolate poundcake

a sexual act in where a german man takes a "shiza" on a womans vagina and pounds. Then after he has finised and ejaculates on the steaming mound of hot fudge, the two must share in eating the remaining feces. Try and enjoy!

Id like to give her the old german chocolate poundcake; im hungry AND horny!!!

by smashedflat December 16, 2007

German Tan

When a german man/woman shits on their lover, then smothers it round there body.

"WTF you doin!"
"german tan baby, you know you like it"

by do;ngdngdnifdaadgoijp June 22, 2008

german-cruncher

A german-cruncher is an act that a woman may preform during sex,the woman then stands up on the bed while the may lays flat on his back, then she proceeds to jump on the man's penis with her foot until he passes out from pain then she steals his money.

Man Vickey I gave Tom the worst german-cruncher ever last night how do you think I got these new shoes.

by Kristin May 13, 2005

german hooker

a hooker from germany

the german hooker was so bad she was full of shit

by jcfud January 9, 2009

To speak German

To fart.

She's speaking German again.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004