by Wario11506 October 19, 2020
A good looking guy (normally a tool, douche bag or jerk) that is extremely attractive, but you would never date them for the reasons mentioned above.
Girl 1: Look at Ray's Instagram! He's so fine!
Girl 2: Yeah, but he's a tool.
Girl 1: Fun to look at, not to eat, I guess.
Girl 2: Yeah, but he's a tool.
Girl 1: Fun to look at, not to eat, I guess.
by ChocoLoco March 26, 2015
"Hey, What's good dude?"
Dude- "Nothing much man, are we still going to that party?"
"...Yeah, I heard that shit was gonna be titty suckin fun."
Dude- "Nothing much man, are we still going to that party?"
"...Yeah, I heard that shit was gonna be titty suckin fun."
by White Boy Black January 17, 2013
1. A sleepy and lazy pig
2. A person who sleeps an excessive amount of hours only waking up to the smell of delicious food downstairs.
2. A person who sleeps an excessive amount of hours only waking up to the smell of delicious food downstairs.
"Do you know who is a Lan Fun Ju?"
"Who?"
"Alan, because he has never seen the sun rise, sets his alarm clock in one hour intervals to wake up and his favourite button is the snooze button.
"Who?"
"Alan, because he has never seen the sun rise, sets his alarm clock in one hour intervals to wake up and his favourite button is the snooze button.
by Woo Jo Mao August 10, 2009
a random fact that is completly odd and makes people give you funny looks. Normally used to get attention.
by KipperTheDog May 05, 2009
The subject of a Saturday Night Live short, skewering products having lengthy disclaimers and a nod to the absurdity of foreign product commercials. The segment has achieved a degree of notoriety that it has found a non-specific underground familiarity and pops up in unexpected instances.
by kinsmed May 17, 2008
by Logan & Brandon January 15, 2009