finger or wiener

A game played while blindfolded, the winner is able to determine if they're being touched by a finger or a wiener. Generally enjoyed by homosexual men or North Dakota oil field workers.

Josh: "Hey bro I got some Smirnoff ice, wanna play finger or wiener?"

Random stranger: "Sure thing I will grab the blindfold and meet you at man camp!"

Passer by: "wanna make it a finger or wiener tournament?"

Finger or wiener can also be abbreviated to F or W

by Idahospud July 4, 2014

finger fluff

Finger fluffing. The Making love version of ' finger blasting '

I kissed her neck gently while finger fluffing her.

by I know nothing really! March 29, 2015

finger fairy

When you are drifting in a nice sleep with your partner and get a nice tickle in the night

After a long day on mammoth slopes to get plowed by the finger fairy to a nice happy ending

by Vesperalpig September 24, 2016

finger clubbing

Going from orifice to orifice with ones finger, like one would go club to club in one evening.

Tim: "Yo, Tyrone ive been finger clubbing jenessa for the past half hour. "
Tyrone: "Nice man, Ive been finger clubbing myself."

by OldGregg2.0 September 19, 2016

Finger Phobia

A fear of breaking or cracking your fingers.

Chris told his friends he had finger phobia. Alas, they proceeded to break all his fingers. Children are cruel.

by vincentvanheisenberg May 11, 2016

fingerable

When it's worth fingering

That chick is so fingerable dude

by Ily9432 May 17, 2016

Finger Sprayed

When a person is distracted while shitting and they wipe too early and shit all over their fingers while wiping.

Red was rushing his load so he could be caller #8 for free tickets to Boy George and "Finger Sprayed" his fingers.

by 3$K August 4, 2017