french bicycle

A term used when both partners roll into a wheel while 69ing

There is no room to French bicycle in here we would roll into fucking everything

by Frenchmen99876 April 21, 2014

french head

"French head" is my 90+ year old grandfathers slang term for a dildo

She pleasures herself with a French head.

by OutofSpace March 23, 2016

French Trigger

When your friend is so drunk and needs to barf but won’t, you stimulate the barf by tickling their uvula with your dick.

Reece was so drunk I had to give him the ol’ French trigger before church.

by T-$ Records June 7, 2023

French gymnast

When you're doing an Eifel Tower but your friend lets go, causing you to fall and grotesquely break your leg, and no one gets to finish bc the break is so horrific.

Sacre bleau! Jaques and I were banging Fifi Eifel Tower style, and he got so greasy he fell off the bed and broke his leg, just like a French gymnast!

by Mauicruiser August 7, 2016

French Beret

The act of shitting onto your lover's head.

"Jerry, what the fuck is that on your head?!?!"
"My wife gave me a French Beret."

by word slicer November 15, 2020

french favour

It's a blow job in return for a favour

He just did me a favour helped me cut the grass I'm going to give him a French favour in return

by Pinocchios brother April 14, 2014

french empire

It can mean two things, the french imperial empire or the french colonial empire. The french imperial empire was when an average height corsican guy(Napoleon) tried to take over europe. There were two colonial empires. The first colonial empire was controlled by the kingdom of france. It's last colony got sold in 1803. The second one formed in 1830. It was when france conquered algeria. They later became the sixth largest country in history reaching their height in 1920.

person 1: The french empire almost took over europe
person 2: Which empire?
person 1: The imperial one

by scp sl guy August 4, 2023