An impoverished older female who seeks attention and validation online from usually younger guys by constantly feigning victim. Low intelligence and psychotic babble are hallmarks as such a person has little working knowledge of anything but self.
I was chatting online the other day when some weirdo chic starts telling me her story of being digitally raped.
Guy 2
Oh yeah? Whatd she look like?
Guy1
Old dame with ratty hair. Looked like she been living in a cave.
Guy2
Uh huh. What else she say?
Guy1 she all but begged me to feel sorry for her then started rambling about boys.
Guy 2
Sounds like a lady forestia...
Guy1
Yea probably was, given all the lies and victim cards.
Guy 2
Oh yeah? Whatd she look like?
Guy1
Old dame with ratty hair. Looked like she been living in a cave.
Guy2
Uh huh. What else she say?
Guy1 she all but begged me to feel sorry for her then started rambling about boys.
Guy 2
Sounds like a lady forestia...
Guy1
Yea probably was, given all the lies and victim cards.
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A forest preserve located just west of route 47 on main street in blackberry township. Formerly owned by Master Grunwald but is now inhabited by the Lady Of The Lake and her minions, the Lorangatangs. Also near factory where the Lorangatangs hibernate every Tuesday night.
by MinionNumber4 March 3, 2010
Get the Grunwald Farms mug.The ultimate trap for Yankees that want to live in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. There are very few locals living there. It is also filled with very pretty women (and extremely ugly ones.) There are loads of retirees, and there is a crap ton of violence.
It is a constantly developing community, and is currently under the eye for becoming its own city (it is, as of now, part of The City of Myrtle Beach). Which probably won't happen any time soon.
The school-agers in this area attend the Carolina Forest Highschool, Carolina Forest Elementary, Ocean Bay Elementary, Ocean Bay Middle, and soon to be River Oaks Elementary. (There are a lot of people.)
It isn't recommended that you move here; the school systems are shitty and there are so many people here. However, if you do, there are benefits. You get to live in the 'burbs, you have loads of city-type things near you (restaurants, gas stations, shopping centers, schools, dry cleaning services, car dealerships, and loads of other stuff.
In addition to the numerous amounts of Yankees and other people, there are a lot of College-Level students that rent houses in Carolina Forest, most often with other people, instead of living in a dorm room. These students usually go to either Coastal Carolina University, or Horry Georgetown Technical College.
It is a constantly developing community, and is currently under the eye for becoming its own city (it is, as of now, part of The City of Myrtle Beach). Which probably won't happen any time soon.
The school-agers in this area attend the Carolina Forest Highschool, Carolina Forest Elementary, Ocean Bay Elementary, Ocean Bay Middle, and soon to be River Oaks Elementary. (There are a lot of people.)
It isn't recommended that you move here; the school systems are shitty and there are so many people here. However, if you do, there are benefits. You get to live in the 'burbs, you have loads of city-type things near you (restaurants, gas stations, shopping centers, schools, dry cleaning services, car dealerships, and loads of other stuff.
In addition to the numerous amounts of Yankees and other people, there are a lot of College-Level students that rent houses in Carolina Forest, most often with other people, instead of living in a dorm room. These students usually go to either Coastal Carolina University, or Horry Georgetown Technical College.
by Pseudonomous Clyde January 8, 2012
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Normaly has an incredible amount of endurance.
Most are deep thinkers who can help others but not them selves.
In 1200BC there is a Reference to the name as being a Vampire. He who killed hundreds of men in the battle against a currupt society ran by demoic Angels. His eyes change colors to the shape of his mood.
Normaly has an incredible amount of endurance.
Most are deep thinkers who can help others but not them selves.
In 1200BC there is a Reference to the name as being a Vampire. He who killed hundreds of men in the battle against a currupt society ran by demoic Angels. His eyes change colors to the shape of his mood.
"Dude Dylan Forester's eyes just got really bright!"
"That means hes either gonna kill you, or kiss you"
"RUN!"
"That means hes either gonna kill you, or kiss you"
"RUN!"
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I think the new guy in accounting, Pepe, is hot. But he's French and likely uncut. My issues with foreskin trepidation will probably quash my pursuing him.
by Indy Sparkplug February 21, 2011
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