flexahoe

a hoe who has a very flexible schedule. or has certain timing for each person

The girl is such a flexahoe,how and why did she do it to all them guys in 1 day.

by shortykhold March 4, 2012

Fext

A "food sext"-A text or picture of mouthgasmic food, text to someone to induce jealousy.

Oh my God this pasta you made is AMAZING.. I am going to fext it to Mo so he knows what he is missing out on.

by Bonbon0385 March 28, 2013

Fleetwood

A white van, usually with an old man inside it that tries to run people over at a rapid pace.
These are extremley dangerous and once you have seen one, you will see many more.

Beware the fleetwood services truck! It may be the last thing you ever see...

"Chasing us hehe"... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!

(Jumps out of the path)
Phew it's gone

then...
DUN DUN DUN! FLEETWOOD... IS... BACK...
face your fear

by STOP FLEETWOOD SERVICES October 8, 2012

fext

1. N. A fuck up text message, usually to someone of the opposite sex. A Foot in mouth text message.
2. N. A repulsive or alarming text.
3. V. Sending an incoherent or fucked up text.
4. V. Sending rapid short texts.
5. adj. Can be used to modify description of texting.

1. His fext was confusing to Maria.
2. Fexting is the opposite of sexting. She was turned off.
3. He wondered why he fext. Man did he fuck up.
4. He tried fexting back, hoping to fix it.
5. The fexted messages led to a restraining order.

by VailYeti April 28, 2012

flex couple

A couple whose gender roles are unfettered by tradition, societal judgment, or physiology.

An individual in a flex couple is a "flexeur."

by lengler December 17, 2013

Fexting

A word used by professionals to indicate their level of interest towards someone. i.e.

John didn't like them and thought: *Oh shit I don't like those people, better whip out my phone and pretend I'm busy texting someone*
He walked past the douchebags by Fexting.

by John. S January 12, 2015

flex-texting

Lying or "enhancing" aspects of you life to impress opposite sex

This guy was totally flex-texting me! Talking about business he owns(works for uncle), car he owns(belongs to baby momma) etc

by therealtriciaj July 28, 2015