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jumpin jack fleshlight forum

The act of doing 69 in the standing position while jumping increasingly higher just before orgasm. The prostitute or wife uses a Fleshlight on his penis until just prior to orgasm when she deep throats his junk. Optional: Advanced sex partners will time it so that BOTH cum at the same time and he gets a nice facial spritzer
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by Sonnyd2022 June 21, 2022
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Puddle Of Flesh

Not unlike Plenty of Fish, POF also stands for Puddle of Flesh. POF is the substance that you turn in to and the sound that it makes when it happens.
Gordilia: "OMG! My BF just went POF!"

Larry: "What does that mean?"

Gordilia: "He turned in to a puddle of flesh!"

Larry: "Plop is the man who falls without bones!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 1, 2023
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Black red blonde hair FeLBJaTiVE kind.

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq October 26, 2024
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Wall of flesh

Normal person: Hey, the wall of flesh is a slut.
The Cuck Crusader: DONT TALK ABOUT MISTRESS LIKE THAT!!!
by Ankle replacements October 29, 2024
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TOO BRIGHT IM SO FLASHY

chan’s little sassy line from “comflex”, a b-side song from the “rock-star” album.
TOO BRIGHT IM SO FLASHY
DIFFERENT NO IM UNIQUE
THATS RIGHT IM SO CLASSY
NOBODY CAN STOP ME
COMFLEX
by shinlos February 15, 2024
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Long Live The New Flesh

Some pretentious, deep allegory used in David Cronenberg’s 1983 film “Videodrome” starring James Woods and Debbie Harry of Blondie.
Nicki: “Just come to me Max, come to Nicki… watch, I’ll show you how. It‘s easy.”

(Television does some gnarly magic trick)

Max: (Raising literal handgun to his head) “Long live the new flesh.”
by LafufuLover69 March 2, 2024
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Skin for the Flesh Tanks

A sacred act involving cutting off and offering one's flesh and skin to the Flesh Tanks.
"Skin for the Flesh Tanks"

Like Shark Tank but fleshier and more skin
"A worthy offering to the Flesh Tanks."
"The Flesh Tanks demand more skin."
by anonymous March 22, 2024
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