Alabama Football

Being Alabama Football is being so good that you brainwash your biggest rivals into thinking they care about basketball.

I swear I've been a basketball fan my whole life. If our football team was good, I'd still care this much. This absolutely has nothing to do with getting my yearly ass whooping from Alabama Football. Now shut up; I have another Instagram story to post.

by AZWHOOPR January 25, 2022

Football Hand

Doing something in a soft/gentle way

While kissing, he grabbed my hair with a football hand and I liked it.

by nickname27 September 25, 2023

Football Whore

Scum a the earth who support more than one football club. Belong to the fucking slaughterhouse, usually fat shites or low life twats with no fucking balls to remain loyal. Disgrace to football and have large loose anal cavities. Fucking twats!!!

You’re being a football whore

by rickyfknwaldrom February 4, 2023

Fantasy Football Cuckold

Someone in a Fantasy Football league who takes extreme joy when other people draft his favorite Stud players

Frank Loves when someone Drafts Jay Cutler, he's such a Fantasy Football Cuckold

by Brizarian April 19, 2018

Unknown Football Team Fan

A fan supporting either a crap team in the low-tier leagues or a private-owned football club or football academy.

Which team do you support?
Well, I am an Unknown Football Team Fan, so I have to say Cockhouse FC.
Bruv mate ur a Brexit geezer???

by w`aezsrdtfyvguhij8ghev May 10, 2023

he grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football

Rugby is much rougher then football so the way he grabbed his hair made him understand the difference.

"He grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football." - Red, White & Royal Blue

by nickname28 September 25, 2023

Football Nazi

A Football Nazi is someone who claims to be an American football fan but will only watch the NFL or a Power 5 conference. If you offer them any form of football from a different source, they will claim it isn't worth watching without giving it a chance.

John: "Hey Dave, you wanna watch the UFL?"
Dave: "Why would I waste my time watching the UFL? Those players are so garbage!!"
John: "Which players specifically?"
Dave: "IDK I never watched the UFL"
John: "So if I gave you the choice of having Zach Wilson or Alex Mcgough lead your offense, you would choose Zach Wilson?"
Dave: "100%"
John: "Dave I think you might be a Football Nazi"

by TangyBBQ February 8, 2025