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february 5 

n:what’s td
b:it’s february 5th
n:what’s that
b:a bad bitch bday

february 18 

On February 18 My dick fell off
february 18 by chrisdarula23 June 12, 2019

February 1st 

The day everyone should stay off tiktok
dude have you heard the news about February 1st?
February 1st by ianthegraham January 30, 2020

February 4th 

Okay, okay it’s Almost Valentine’s Day and y’all girls have a crush well today is your day go up to your crush and give them your scrunchie to wear for the day! Girls it’s your day!!!
Girl in mind: I like this guy and its FEBRUARY 4th!! I have his favorite scrunchie and maybe since I like him I should give it to him for the day it might give him thoughts about me!!!”
February 4th by IDontKnowWho1Am February 3, 2020

February 17 

February 17 is the day to beat up all gingers named landen.
Person 1“Hey what’s today?” Person 2 “ February 17,why?” Person 1 “let’s go get landen.”
February 17 by Gdhskan February 17, 2020

February 18 2020 

Guys named Jackson, must ask girls named Sophia out.
Sophia: Hey Jackson guess what day it is. Its February 18 2020 baby.

Jackson: Oh no. Sophia will you go out with me?