Facebook Masturbator 

A person(male or female) who masturbates to pictures of other people on facebook.

Sam is a Facebook Masturbator, he jerks it to pictures on Facebook

Facebook Masturbator by dirtyraghead February 1, 2010

Facebook Clean 

When you meet someone new and decide to add them on facebook but decide that some things are inappropriate so proceed to Facebook Clean your page.

"Man, that Charlotte I met in the bar is hot stuff, I really like her and she said she'll add me on facebook!

Oh shit I need to Facebook Clean my page from those pictures of me kissing my ex!"

Facebook Clean by ArcticElephant December 18, 2009

facebook fingering 

when couples use facebook updates as a medium to send each other sweet words of love....almost as if theyre showing off....to the point that its sickening...

dude : sup guh!
guh : hey dude! have u seen ken and alison's FB lately?
dude : yah! theyre facebook fingering a lot!
guh : i know! seriously show offs... :(
dude : yah for reals its sickening :(

facebook fingering by jho408 June 20, 2010

Facebook wank 

When you have a wank over a picture of someone on facebook. Generally frowned upon.

Person 1: I had a facebook wank yesterday.

Person 2: Really? That's pretty creepy.

Facebook wank by AWKY AWK March 7, 2011

Facebook Tweeter

A noun: describing a person who uses Facebook like they are on Twitter and ends up spamming your news feed with their statuses.

10:51 AM "Driving to work!"
10:57 AM "Arrived at work!"
10:59 AM "Working! :("
1 Comment: "STOP BEING A FACEBOOK TWEETER! You're clogging my news feed with your inane statuses! Nobody likes you."

Facebook Tweeter by misspelld April 27, 2010

facebook flirting

using facebook to spit game instead of calling or texting because you don't have the other persons digits

I was totally facebook flirting with that guy from class.

facebook flirting by Mindy p April 26, 2009

facebook fury 

The act of audibly cursing toward the computer screen after reading an exceptionally inane or un-noteworthy status update from your friend/s.

Common phrases are "Would you shut up..." to "who the fuck cares, go away..."

Can also apply to users who fill your news feed with endless amounts of banal banter.

I got a bad case of facebook fury after reading "I'm going to the gym" 3 times this week from the same dull loser with no capacity for creative thought.

facebook fury by the_elder April 30, 2009