Ethan

A feral creature that dwells within its room playing his computer mostly a wild cringy creature it feeds on whatever it finds. Literally anything. Their jokes are as retarded as they are.

The Ethan fucking ate a week old chip it found on the ground

by Dull future March 17, 2019

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When you think of this name, you typically think of a perfect, charming boy. When you first started texting, you friendzon him because you see his pictures and thinks he’s not cute. So one day, he meet in person and realize this dude is sweet, funny, shy, and most importantly cute. Unfortunately this guy turns out to be one of those people that get EVERY girl becaus or his looks. He wants every girls attention. He wants everyone’s love but when he is done with you, he says “go talk to your other boyfriends,” and wants nothing to do with you. He doesn’t care about your feelings so he says “bye” so he doesn’t have to be honest with anything you’re asking. He plays with your feelings and keeps coming back just so he knows his “side hoes” are still there. The definition of Ethan is player, fuckboy, unloyal, and disrespectful to girls. He should learn to grow up and treat them the way the treat him, with love and everything they have. I’m sorry you’re such an Ethan. Grow up:) NOT EVEN CAPPIN BRUH

There was some pretty girls at the skating rink so ETHAN decides to get their snap but after a week dump them and say they ain’t worth his time. Don’t be an ETHAN!

by thiccy nicky:) May 11, 2019

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