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NeedTeej Disorder

A very rare and serious medical disorder in which one is dying of a lack of attention. Symptoms include dramatic tendencies, mood swings, the chills, and being unable to drive within a certain range of the cure. Once diagnosed, the person has 48 hours to survive. The cure is cuddles from Teej.
“Teej came to the rescue on Monday when I had NeedTeej Disorder.”
by Iamadr June 26, 2021
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multiple conversation disorder

Multiple Conversation Disorder, commonly known as MCD, is a disorder that ravages people most likely with some form of ADD. It is the natural tendency to have many ongoing conversations at once, with no common coherency or relation to each other. It mostly occurs between people who are awesome.
Simulated text conversation with multiple conversation disorder:

You suck.

Your favorite color is blue right?

Why doesn't Netflix have the Nightmare Before Christmas?! D:
by victim_of_MCD December 27, 2011
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A mental state where the person reverts back to their child hood sexual experiences and by personality disorder they have sex with anyone of any age from child to adult
by rafael e Reyes June 11, 2018
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sexual personality disorder

Is a disorder that mainly affects a persons sexual personality leaving the person in a mental dysfunctional state
Which may also affect their ability to make the right choices when it comes to sexual intercourse
This is the main cause for sexual harassment , rape , and sexual abuse (molestation)
by rafael e Reyes October 19, 2018
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High Achieving Personality Disorder (HAPD) is something that people who have a desire to achieve at such a high level that it makes them crazy
Hanna is acting crazy, she must be off her high achieving personality disorder meds
by Beg Marber April 22, 2025
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Hopping varying identity Disorder means that varying on what, it could be anything, it varies f.ex if you have it on ADHD maybe sometimes you can concentrate perfectly but when you're doing something else you can't concentrate at all. But you can also have it on multiple things at once. (not real disorder)
Person 1-Hey didn't you have HVID Hopping varying identity disorder?
Person 2-Yeah..
Person 1-On what?
Person 2-Social Anxiety.
by The painfull spatula October 7, 2021
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oppositional defiance disorder

the affliction of dogmatically taking the opposite stance on the current thing to that of the main stream media
"I do not have the oppositional defiance disorder that some people have. .. There are a lot of people who are now in a position where the way that they determine what is true, is they go, 'What is the main stream media saying? It must be the opposite of that.'" - Konstantin Kissin 2023
by Minerva Austin February 19, 2023
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