crusty pipe

When you do anal, and the poop crusts around the male genitalia, making a rust colored hard covering.

I got a crusty pipe last night, and photographed it for a trophy.

by The Strange Cable man June 17, 2015

crusty

a term to describe a person who has crusty moves or a crusty personality. crusty can mean being negative, doing the most, or just being weird in a bad way.

you flirt with every nigga and you don't even have a phone. you're crusty.
wow, you're literally being extra right now, hella crusty.

by NC704 May 11, 2016

Crusty

Upper/middle class people who care protest bout climate change, play the bongos, wear beeny hats, have dreadlocks and do marijuana in their poxy, stinky, ratty aul, manky aul vans while living off daddy's money.

1.Shupp you ye rotten aul crusty

2.Imma float climate change protest and bash in a few crusties, floatin?

3. South Dublin? Jaysus stay away pal, crusty Central out der

by Ermahgerd356 January 23, 2020

crusty rat

Crusty rat means austin

Austin ur a crusty rat 🤢

by Katiēlʻʻ March 15, 2017

Musty Crusty Dusty

A common roast mostly used in the Roblox Community. Also used a lot in the common trope 'Roblox Story But the Main Character has a brain'. Also can be extended with other words that rhyme like Ugly, Disgusting, Rusty, and more

Player 1: Man be quiet
Player 2: SHUT YOUR MUSTY CRUSTY DUSTY ASS UP

by urbandici September 28, 2023

Crusty Line

When a man cums on a hard surface and waits for it to dry then scrapes it up and crushes it up then a girl snorts it.

Last night I pulled out and attempted to give my girl a facial and missed. Instead she did a crusty line.

by Tjsthemaster March 4, 2021

Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!

"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"

by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023