Crab dinner

When a girl breaks up with her boyfriend and invites you over for "crab dinner" but is in actuality initiating oral sex

C: How was your day man?
Q: Busy day, did some gardening and had a crab dinner
C: You mean you went bushwhacking and showed off that tongue game.
Q: You know it

by masshole official July 1, 2017

Crab

A ran through bitch that might have an std

“If you gon fuck, hit with a rubber cus that hoe crab”

by Basharrr January 11, 2023

crab

a punk ass bitch wearing blue

crab: CrIp GaNg NiGgA

blood: NAH NIGGA BLOOD GANG PUNK

by LK-G September 14, 2020

Inverted Crab

God hes so hot

Is that Inverted Crab, he's so god damn sexy.

by Krinlex September 24, 2022

Crab Arm/Hand

When you’re pushing heavy at the gym and suddenly one arm that you don’t fap with as much starts letting you down so you continue the set with your strong boy hand.

Kershit the dickless: sheit mayne that dude is lifting 4 plates with his one hand.

Cetnar de Nark: yeh bro but his left hand is giving out.
Kershit the dickless: fuck you’re right! Fucking looks like those crabs with one big ass claw and their other looks like some retarted prop from the Halloween store.
Cetnar de Nark: yup definitely a crab arm/hand

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club September 13, 2018

crab pajamas

When a girl wears leggings and you see that it's a penis

Holy sh*t that girl has crab pajamas

by slimysalamander December 20, 2015

Crabs

namjoons crabs <3333 🦀🤍

Namjoon at a beach with bts: omg I found crabs

by iluvjiminoppar February 6, 2021